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The following is an anonymous account of the experiences of an anonymous LELO fan trying <\/span>LYLA 2<\/span><\/a> for the first time.<\/span><\/p>\n

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I don\u2019t want to start this off like a letter to <\/span>Penthouse<\/span><\/i>, but I truly never thought something like this would happen to me. <\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019m not a prude by any measure – if that\u2019s even a thing in this day and age – but when my husband laid out what he wanted me to wear to our anniversary dinner that night (which is one of the only kinky things we still get to do with two young kids in the house) I did gasp a little inside when I say [<\/span>LYLA 2<\/span>] laid out amongst my black dress and lacy lingerie. <\/span><\/p>\n

After showing me how to the remote worked (FYI its vibrations are pretty awesome in their own right) he \u2018helped\u2019 me into my outfit for the evening and off we went. <\/span><\/p>\n

I was beyond excited but also a little nervous, so I played with the remote in the car. We definitely had to set some rules about how strong he was allowed to go, because Lyla might be quiet I\u2019m sure not when when it\u2019s turned on all the way!<\/span><\/p>\n

The restaurant we had picked was one we had been too since we started dating in our 20s, not particularly fancy, but we knew the menu, and the staff. They had probably seen us make out more than half a dozen times in our younger days, but still I wanted to make sure we sat in a back booth. <\/span><\/p>\n

So in terms of how the actual meal went, I might have ruined the mood a little by getting the giggles.There\u2019s nothing exactly sexy about snorting into your napkin while the waiter tries to take your order, which my husband definitely knows. No matter how slightly he tried to tilt the remote, I would get set off again. Though, the laughing was probably better than gasping and moaning?<\/span><\/p>\n

This just egged him on, until I was begging for him to let me be. He finally agreed, and slipped me the remote as a sign of good faith. We ended up taking our food to go and driving up to fairly private green space parking lot to \u2018finish up\u2019 and enjoy the rest of our night. He thinks I was being overly sensitive, but let\u2019s just say I\u2019ve been looking at the <\/span>cell-phone controlled butt plugs <\/span>so that we can see if I was exaggerating!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The following is an anonymous account of the experiences of an anonymous LELO fan trying LYLA 2 for the first time. I don\u2019t want to start this off like a letter to Penthouse, but I truly never thought something like this would happen to me. I\u2019m not a prude by any measure – if that\u2019s even a thing in this day and age – but when my husband laid out what he wanted me to wear to our anniversary dinner […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":44,"featured_media":18537,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[900],"tags":[103],"coauthors":[950],"class_list":["post-18536","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sex-toys-review","tag-review"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nMy First Time Using LYLA 2 - An Anonymous Fan Review<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"The following is an anonymous account of the experiences of an anonymous LELO fan trying the remote control LYLA 2 vibrator for the first time.\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/first-time-using-lyla-2-review\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"My First Time Using: LYLA 2\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"The following is an anonymous account of the experiences of an anonymous LELO fan trying the remote control LYLA 2 vibrator for the first time.\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/first-time-using-lyla-2-review\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Volont\u00e9\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:publisher\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/LELO.Official\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2018-01-04T10:12:56+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2024-07-13T05:47:14+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/My-First-Time-Using-LYLA-2-An-Anonymous-Fan-Review.jpg\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:width\" content=\"660\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:height\" content=\"330\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:type\" content=\"image\/jpeg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Katy Thorn\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@Lelo_Official\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@Lelo_Official\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Katy Thorn\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"2 minutes\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/first-time-using-lyla-2-review\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/first-time-using-lyla-2-review\/\",\"name\":\"My First Time Using LYLA 2 - 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