{"id":22588,"date":"2018-12-24T09:00:20","date_gmt":"2018-12-24T09:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/?p=22588"},"modified":"2026-02-16T02:08:57","modified_gmt":"2026-02-16T01:08:57","slug":"mistletoe-kisses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/mistletoe-kisses\/","title":{"rendered":"Mistletoe Kisses – Award Winning Story"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u2018Ergh, this never gets easier…\u2019<\/span>
\n<\/span>
\n<\/span>I coughed to myself, causing a cloud of soot and dark dust to fill the room. <\/span>
\n<\/span>
\n<\/span>I turn behind me, gently moving my large sack that had got tangled between my legs. I glimpsed my reflection in the mirror hung over the mantle. A grubby, dusty, stubbled man watched me back with a twinkle in his eyes, a well-cut red suit hiding a rippling, toned body; the body of a man who has been training all year so as to be in peak physical condition on this Christmas eve night. <\/span>
\n<\/span>
\n<\/span>I unbuttoned my jacket, and slid it from my taut shoulders, muscles burning from the 1.2million chimneys that had come before. I slung it over the armchair sat invitingly in the corner of the room, to the side of the flickering tinsel-clad tree. If only I had time to rest. I needed a drink. Something strong. <\/span>
\n<\/span>
\n<\/span>The glass of port I had almost kicked over touched my lips. That will do.<\/span>
\n<\/span>
\n<\/span>Suddenly I hear a faint melody of a distant song drifting down the stairs; a siren beckoning a lost soul in the dark. \u00a0<\/span>
\n<\/span>
\n<\/span>\u2018Santa baby\u2026\u2019 \u00a0<\/span>
\n<\/span>
\n<\/span>What is that? Why is anyone awake?<\/span>
\n<\/span>
\n<\/span> \u2018coming down my chimney tonight\u2026\u2019<\/span>
\n<\/span>
\n<\/span>I start treading up the stairs. Thank god for the stairs. I\u2019d take them over sooty chutes any day. <\/span>
\n<\/span>I see a door. A light glow of warm white Christmas lights creeping around its edges. I move towards it, anticipation growing, the thud of my heart beating at the BPM of Jingle Bells. Blood coursing.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"lelo<\/a> <\/span>
\n<\/span>
\n<\/span>I gently push the door open.<\/span>
\n<\/span>
\n<\/span> \u2018Santa honey one thing I really do need, the deed\u2026\u2019<\/span>
\n<\/span>
\n<\/span>A king-size bed. My eyes fall on two round Christmas puddings, a beautiful female behind. Naked. Inviting. The warmth between the cheeks glistening, pink with excitement; ready. I see the owner of this behind; this is no Mrs Claus. Heavy yet firm looking breasts lay beneath her, face down on the bed, as she raises her cheeks in the air, drawing me in. <\/span>
\n<\/span>
\n<\/span>I meet her eyes. She places a finger to her lips slowly. She says. \u2018Oh, you\u2019ll find my name on the VERY naughty list this year. I have been very bad\u2019.<\/span>
\n<\/span>
\n<\/span>She points to the ceiling before teasing her behind, playfully parting her cheeks to show me what I want. \u00a0I follow her signal to the ceiling and see a bunch of green plant hanging from the ceiling, directly above the soft, moist labia, engorged with anticipated.<\/span>
\n<\/span>
\n<\/span>\u2018Mistletoe Kisses?\u2019 she whispers to me.<\/span>
\n<\/span>
\n<\/span>\u2018How can I not spread some Christmas spirit?\u2019, I think to myself as I bury my face, tongue working deftly…<\/span><\/p>\n

Written by Phimister Groans<\/strong> for LELO\u2019s Naughty Days of X-mas Contest<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

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Enjoy this story more with 15% off LELO.com<\/a> with code VOLONTE15<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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