{"id":24481,"date":"2019-08-11T14:06:01","date_gmt":"2019-08-11T12:06:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/?p=24481"},"modified":"2024-08-24T05:48:11","modified_gmt":"2024-08-24T03:48:11","slug":"the-dirtiest-pick-up-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/the-dirtiest-pick-up-lines\/","title":{"rendered":"Sexy Pick Up Lines (That Will Probably Get You In Trouble)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Have you ever used a pickup line\u2026 and it worked? One day you might find yourself in a situation where both people are interested in one thing, and on thing only \u2013 sex. That’s where our list of dirty pickup lines comes in.<\/span><\/p>\n

1. Hey girl, I\u2019m a not a meteorologist, but something\u2019s telling me you\u2019re in for <\/span>a few inches<\/span> tonight.<\/span><\/h3>\n

2. Are you eco-conscious kind of person? The <\/span>condom in my pocket<\/span> goes out of date tomorrow, so why don\u2019t you help me use it?<\/span><\/h3>\n

3. Wanna know the difference between a unicorn horn and an <\/span>erection<\/span>? I don\u2019t have a unicorn horn right now.<\/span><\/h3>\n

4. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.<\/span><\/h3>\n

5. Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw.<\/span><\/h3>\n

6. Let\u2019s play carpenter. First we\u2019ll get hammered, then I\u2019ll nail you.<\/span><\/h3>\n

7. That\u2019s a beautiful smile, but it\u2019d look even better if it were all you were wearing.<\/span><\/h3>\n

8. You can call me cake, because <\/span>I\u2019ll go straight to your ass<\/span>.<\/span><\/h3>\n

9. You should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand.<\/span><\/h3>\n

10. Let\u2019s flip a coin: head at my place, tail at yours.<\/span><\/h3>\n

11. Oh, you like fitness? How about I try fitness dick in you.<\/span><\/h3>\n

12. Smile if you want to have sex with me.<\/span><\/h3>\n

13. My couch pulls out, but I don\u2019t.<\/span><\/h3>\n

14. Are you butt dialing me? Because I swear that ass is calling me.<\/span><\/h3>\n

15. You know how your hair would look really good? In my lap.<\/span><\/h3>\n

16. I\u2019m scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room and help me <\/span>test all my condoms<\/span>?<\/span><\/h3>\n

17. What time do you get off? Can I watch?<\/span><\/h3>\n

18. Oh, so you\u2019re not into casual sex? I\u2019ll <\/span>put on a tuxedo<\/span> and we can call it formal sex.<\/span><\/h3>\n

19. Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?<\/span><\/h3>\n

If your favorite dirty pickup line is missing from the list, leave it in the comment below and we’ll test it out. <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Have you ever used a pickup line\u2026 and it worked? One day you might find yourself in a situation where both people are interested in one thing, and on thing only \u2013 sex. That’s where our list of dirty pickup lines comes in. 1. Hey girl, I\u2019m a not a meteorologist, but something\u2019s telling me you\u2019re in for a few inches tonight. 2. Are you eco-conscious kind of person? The condom in my pocket goes out of date tomorrow, so […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":101,"featured_media":24482,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,923],"tags":[227],"coauthors":[951],"class_list":["post-24481","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sex-tips-advice","category-single","tag-funny"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nDirty Pickup Lines For Your to Try (that will probably get you in trouble)<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"They funny as much as they are flirty, and here we\u2019ve collected a bunch of the dirtiest and most raunchy pickup lines that you can try sometime.\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/the-dirtiest-pick-up-lines\/\" 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