{"id":30221,"date":"2020-06-12T12:55:00","date_gmt":"2020-06-12T10:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/?p=30221"},"modified":"2026-02-15T20:20:23","modified_gmt":"2026-02-15T19:20:23","slug":"dutch-treat-an-erotic-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/dutch-treat-an-erotic-story\/","title":{"rendered":"Dutch Treat &#8211; An Erotic Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I live in a little, old two-story Dutch revival I bought with my boyfriend Chris three years ago. Expensive, so\u2026 two roommates. Marcus and Jason, great guys and friends of Chris\u2019 from college.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The house is adorable on a tree-lined street in a quiet little neighborhood. It\u2019s super cozy and I love hanging out in the tiny little backyard in the summer or lounging in front of the stone fireplace in the winter. There\u2019s four bedrooms, four bathrooms, a huge kitchen. Way more than four people really need. Or so I thought.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Chris travels a lot for work and he was in Southern California in Mid-March 2020. He thought he\u2019d be safe to stay and finish his project and then head back in early April. It didn\u2019t work out that way. He got stuck and ended up staying with his brother in California.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">By the end of March I needed him. Bad. I was masturbating a couple times a day but that wasn\u2019t quite reaching it. I was crabby with everyone and he could tell I wasn\u2019t dealing well. Marcus and Jason were great at first. We\u2019d hang out at night, cook together, drink too much. A couple of nights we ended up dancing and things got a little out of hand. Some kissing, some petting. It freaked them out and they started hanging back which somehow made things worse.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Then one Friday night in mid-April. I was in my bedroom with a bottle of wine zooming with Chris and he said he wanted to watch me masturbate. Cool, I was into it. I got naked, got out my vibe and dildo and got busy. But I could see he was texting with someone. Pissed, I stopped and asked him what he was doing.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/ina-wave-2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"toy-banner aligncenter wp-image-45860 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/ina-3-rabbit-vibrator.jpg\" alt=\"lelo ina rabbit sex toy\" width=\"850\" height=\"425\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/ina-3-rabbit-vibrator.jpg 850w, https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/ina-3-rabbit-vibrator-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/ina-3-rabbit-vibrator-768x384.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/ina-3-rabbit-vibrator-770x385.jpg 770w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 850px) 100vw, 850px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cDon\u2019t get mad Jules but I want you to try something tonight. We\u2019ve talked about it before but I think tonight might be the night.\u201d He said.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I couldn\u2019t quite make out what he was talking about when the bedroom door opened. Marcus pushed his cute, smiling face through the opening and smiled. He held out another bottle of wine. I pulled a pillow over me and looked back the computer.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cChris?\u201d I said.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cJules, I want to watch. We\u2019ve talked about this so many times and it was never right. I think now\u2026 well\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I looked back to Marcus, his brows raised. \u201cGive me a second.\u201d I said. The door closed.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cChris?\u201d I said. He chuckled nervously. \u201cWhat have you told him?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cJust that I know you two have been crushing on each other since college. That we\u2019ve talked about it. He knows you\u2019ve wanted to fuck him for years and I\u2019ve wanted to watch for years. Not exactly news.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">My head was spinning with the possibility of it. Chris was right, I\u2019d wanted to bed Marcus since I\u2019d first met him. I never told anyone that but Chris knew. And Marcus knew too, of course.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cAre you serious?\u201d I said. \u201cI mean it. You\u2019re not going to freak out if I sleep with Marcus?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI\u2019m serious Jules. As long as I get to watch.\u201d He said. \u201cI trust you.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I took a deep breath. Oh my God. I took another swig of wine. I stared into the laptop.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cWhat about Jason?\u201d I said.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Chris only grinned and shrugged.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cOh fuck. For real?\u201d I laughed nervously, partly in anticipation of what was about to happen and partly out of panic. I shook my head and took another drink of wine then topped off the glass. Two guys? Two big, athletic dudes at the same time? While my boyfriend watched? I realized I was wet, a hot ball of desire fizzed between my thighs.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cHow long\u2026 ?\u201d I said to the ceiling.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cJust in the last couple days. I mean after they told me about the dancing and kissing and stuff.\u201d He said. \u201cJules, it\u2019s cool, it\u2019s totally cool.\u201d I could hear the nerves in his voice.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I looked back at the laptop. Silent. And I decided.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cOkay.\u201d I said. \u201cOkay. I\u2019m going to fuck them. Both. You\u2019re going to watch and it\u2019s going to be cool. Totally cool.\u201d He nodded. \u201cBut you\u2019re going on mute.\u201d I said and muted his mic.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I stood up and shrugged off my bra and wrapped myself in a tiny lace robe. I took another swig of wine, brushed the hair out of my eyes and started for the door. Just then it opened. Marcus\u2019 face again. This time a little more sheepish but still painted with that adorable, goofy smile. I put a hand on one hip and with an outstretched arm I gestured him to come in with my finger.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/tiani-3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"image-banner alignnone wp-image-47308 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/tiani-3-lelo.jpg\" alt=\"lelo tiani sex toy\" width=\"930\" height=\"336\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/tiani-3-lelo.jpg 930w, https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/tiani-3-lelo-300x108.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/tiani-3-lelo-768x277.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/tiani-3-lelo-770x278.jpg 770w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 930px) 100vw, 930px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The door swung open and music spilled into the room. Marcus walked in and Jason followed, both wearing nothing but towels tented in the front.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cJules?\u201d Marcus said, as he set the wine bottle on the dresser.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I took two steps toward him and was enfolded in his arms. Our lips came hungrily together, our mouths opened and our tongues entwined each other.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I pulled back slightly and his fingers lifted the robe off my shoulders and let it fall to the floor.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cYou\u2019re beautiful.\u201d I heard Jason almost whisper as he stood next to me. I turned to him, our mouths opened to each other and my head began to swim.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cReady?\u201d I exhaled, running my tongue over my lips. My heart was hammering and I could feel the thudding heat of desire between my legs.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I tugged at the front of each of their towels and they fell to the floor. A thrill ricocheted through my diaphragm as I considered the two, big beautiful cocks in front of me. I glanced at the laptop and winked then reached out with both hands and wrapped my fingers around them as I knelt to the floor.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I looked into Marcus\u2019 eyes as I guided him into my mouth while slowly stroking the cock in my other hand.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Enjoy this story more with 15% off <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">LELO.com<\/a> with code <span style=\"color: #800080;\">VOLONTE15<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I live in a little, old two-story Dutch revival I bought with my boyfriend Chris three years ago. Expensive, so\u2026 two roommates. Marcus and Jason, great guys and friends of Chris\u2019 from college.\u00a0 The house is adorable on a tree-lined street in a quiet little neighborhood. 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