{"id":39504,"date":"2022-08-02T05:41:40","date_gmt":"2022-08-02T03:41:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/?p=39504"},"modified":"2026-02-14T20:17:17","modified_gmt":"2026-02-14T19:17:17","slug":"operations-and-lawsuits-an-erotic-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/operations-and-lawsuits-an-erotic-story\/","title":{"rendered":"Operations and Lawsuits &#8211; An Erotic Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cIt goes like this,\u201d Cindy said. \u201cDo the operation successfully, make money. Simple, right?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She then tapped the tweezers against an edge of the board game, and Cavity Sam\u2019s nose turned red and the game buzzed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A rogue smile stretched Cindy\u2019s red lips. \u201cScrew up the operation, and be prepared to pay big insurance claims.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cInsurance claims?\u201d Dave asked.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cThe player with the corresponding Specialist card submits insurance claims and sues the doctor.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cTo add a little more fun, a doctor should take two shots before operating.\u201d\u00a0 Zeke, already bright-faced, clinked the two shot glasses in his hand.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Hazel wagged her finger at him. \u201cI\u2019m not getting stone-drunk tonight.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cThen, how about you can cut insurance claims and malpractice lawsuits, if you take a shot before your operation?\u201d Cindy offered, adjusting her personalized rules.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI can agree to that,\u201d Zeke said. Dave and Hazel nodded too.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cMalinda, Rupert, you\u2019re being pretty quiet over there. You like this? You two brave enough?\u201d Cindy asked the couple.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The pair looked at each other, communicating silently. Rupert set down his Pina Colada on the kitchen counter. \u201cI guess so.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The three couples\u2014Hazel and Dave, Cindy and Zeke, and Malinda and Rupert\u2014took seats around Hazel\u2019s and Dave\u2019s dining room table. Cindy set Cavity Sam in the center, underneath the hanging dining room chandelier.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Cavity Sam was a caricature of a heavy-set man with a worried face. Tweezers, connected to the board by a wire, were used to remove the aliment shown on the Doctor card. The doctor had to perform it without touching the metal edges of the cavity where ailment rested.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Cindy shuffled the Doctor cards and divvied the Specialist cards.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cDave, this is your house, so you go first,\u201d Cindy said.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dave took a shot of Jack Daniels and pulled the Wrenched Ankle. Hazel, the night\u2019s hostess, removed the Spare Rib daintily after her tequila. Cindy denied shots, saying she was willing to face any lawsuit. She extracted the Funny Bone.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Zeke took two shots of whiskey. \u201cI\u2019m not afraid of some claim either. I just want to drink.\u201d He drew the Adam\u2019s Apple.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Zap!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Cavity Sam\u2019s nose lit up and the game buzzed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cCouldn\u2019t do it,\u201d Cindy laughed. \u201cWho\u2019s got the Specialist card for Adam\u2019s Apple?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Malinda raised the card.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cWhat\u2019s your insurance claim?\u201d Cindy asked.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cMy claim? The card doesn\u2019t say anything.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cMalinda, you\u2019re supposed to make him do something. Your choice,\u201d Hazel explained.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cUm, give Cindy a kiss,\u201d she said with awkwardness in her voice.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The air in the room deflated. Faces turned dour. Dave shook his head and clicked his tongue. \u201cNot even a French kiss.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The married couple gave a friendly smooch.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Malinda drew Writer\u2019s Cramp and extracted it. Rupert had finished his third Pina Colada of the night. After a some urging, he took a shot of Jack Daniels and drew Wish Bone without a problem. And so went round one of the game. And round two. Round three took a twist as the shots started their effects.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The insurance claims began to dig into the couples\u2019 private lives and trysts and lovers before their marriages. The place was heated by the stories of long-ago carousing and exploration. Still the heat in the room began to cool when lawsuits turned to goofy fetishes and watered-down fantasies.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">But the night was not over. It took another turn.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Hazel tried to dig out the Wish Bone.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Zap!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Cavity Sam\u2019s nose lit up and the game buzzed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And the table erupted in laughter. Rupert had the Specialist card. The players begged to know his insurance claim.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cHopefully it\u2019ll be better than Malinda\u2019s little kiss,\u201d Zeke said.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cWell,\u201d Rupert began, and briefly darted his eyes toward Malinda. He was feeling the effects of the Pina Coladas and shots. With Rupert\u2019s glance and his buzz, Malinda became uneasy. In general, she preferred directing attention away from her. This time, Rupert\u2019s eyes told her there was no redirecting. Her pulse sped up in fear of what could happen.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cShe has always wanted to see more of Dave,\u201d Rupert said.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Malinda\u2019s eyes sprang opened wide. She gasped in sheer embarrassment, and her forehead and cheeks immediately flushed scarlet red. \u201cHow dare you!\u201d She pounded her fists into Rupert\u2019s shoulder over and over.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The rest of the table was silent, watching her. Malinda had exploded, so Hazel eased Malinda, gently calming her.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cIt\u2019s okay,\u201d she reassured Rupert\u2019s wife. She touched Malinda\u2019s balled-up hands. \u201cDave doesn\u2019t mind. Don\u2019t be embarrassed. This is why we\u2019re here.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cYeah, this will be good. I\u2019ll be glad to show you.\u201d Dave stood a few feet away from the table. He unbuckled his belt, moving like a professional stripper, and then unbuttoned his faded Levi\u2019s. He slowly eased down the zipper, and the pants peeled away from his hips like a banana peel. Everyone watched. Malinda tried to avoid concentrating on him. She hoped to appear like she wasn\u2019t watching, but quite the opposite was happening. Indeed, her burning cheeks and the red heat rising up her neck were the result of a mix of embarrassment and erotic excitement.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dave wore plaid boxers. Dark hair covered his lean torso up to his muscular chest. Then through the slit in the boxers, his long cock fell out, finally exposed. It was semi-erect, but, being bare, it engorged, rising, defying gravity. The Wish Bone.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Malinda felt her mouth moisten despite her situation. She was not typically so prone to bashfulness. She was more or less free-wheeling. But what was called out so blatantly by Rupert was something she would have liked to keep under wraps. In the past months, she had talked with Dave several times\u2014with Hazel there. She liked the brown hair on his forearms. He was kind and gentle, despite his bear-size. She loved his gentle expressions. She had imagined his smile wasn\u2019t the only large part of him. Now she was seeing that it wasn\u2019t.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Still watching, she had to swallow back the saliva. She tucked a bit of her auburn hair behind her ear and nibbled on a fingernail. She watched him stroke his hand the length of his dick. She wanted to do that too, while at the same time she wanted to run.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In a moment, Dave put away his dick. He stretched his boxers to get his thickness covered again and pulled up his jeans. The bulge remained obvious against the Levi\u2019s. Malinda\u2019s mind still spun after he had covered himself. A concoction of sex, imagination, and drinks.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Despite two shots, Dave drew out the Broken Heart. Without a drink, Hazel turned Cavity Sam\u2019s nose red when extracting Water on the Knee. \u201cPurely by accident, purely by accident! My hand jumped!\u201d she called in response to the players\u2019 accusations since she had nothing to drink.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Zeke had the Specialist card. \u201cThis is payback, Rupert,\u201d he said. \u201cHazel, I want you to pull down Rupert&#8217;s pants and kiss his dick.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The players didn\u2019t have to badger Hazel. She had Rupert stand as she knelt before him. She glanced around the room, while unbuckling Rupert\u2019s fabric belt. She tugged it from the loops. She then unbuttoned his khaki shorts and unzipped them. He was left in his tight-fitting black jockey shorts.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cOh, I feel something.\u201d She cupped him. \u201cYep, it wasn\u2019t there when I started.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Rupert tried to back away from her hand, but her grip on his jockeys became too tight. In their playful tug-of-war, she simply yanked his underwear to his ankles, turning his shorts and underwear into shackles.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She was on her knees, and surprised to see a healthy cock staring back through a bramble of dark hair.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cDamn,\u201d she said, drawing out her surprise. \u201cRupert\u2019s got some nice jewels hidden in here.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She coddled his dangling warm balls in her hands. He became a statue as she touched him, as if afraid to move. Hazel asked, \u201cMalinda, you mind if I?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Malinda was too stunned to give her blessing. Her throat had remained constricted because of Dave.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Hazel put the length of Rupert into her mouth and began to suck lusciously. Her dark hair swished with each of her bobs. She pulled back enough that her pink tongue fiddled the tip and circled the head.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Rupert grabbed the back of a chair to steady himself. Her playfulness was getting to him. He pulled the chair onto two legs, and he winced. Hazel stopped immediately, not letting him enjoy the result.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Rupert collapsed in his chair, still in shackles, to regain his senses. Hazel stood and wiped her mouth with the back of her hand.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cWho\u2019s next?\u201d Hazel said, turning to the other players. She looked at the confused faces. \u201cNot who&#8217;s next with the dick. Whose turn is it \u2026 turn to go. Who\u2019s next with the tweezers?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Cindy fumbled, \u201cIt is my \u2026 turn.\u201d She gulped down the unexpectedness that clung in her throat. Even though the three couples had started this game an hour ago with these insurance claims, seeing the claims acted out, however, was on a different level. She imagined the playing, but like most sexual play, the game never comes to life. Or so she thought.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Cindy took the tweezers. She avoided a shot of tequila this time. She wanted a clear head. Her card had her pull out Butterflies in the Stomach. It was exactly how her stomach was feeling at the time. Her hand was jumpy and the tweezers nicked the edge.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Zap!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Cavity Sam\u2019s nose lit up and the game buzzed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cOh, no!\u201d Cindy said, worriedly.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Zeke asked, \u201cWho\u2019s got the Specialist card? Cindy will be happy. After Hazel\u2019s fun, Cindy\u2019s got to get her own.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dave raised his card. \u201cI got the Specialist card.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cWell?\u201d Zeke asked.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Cindy\u2019s forehead was scrunched, maybe skittish, maybe antsy.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cCindy, after Hazel, I want to see your tits get sucked. Oh, yeah!\u201d Dave pumped his fist.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cBy who?\u201d Zeke asked.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/f1s-v3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"image-banner alignnone wp-image-47306 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/f1s-v3-lelo.jpg\" alt=\"lelo f1s masturbation sleeve\" width=\"930\" height=\"336\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/f1s-v3-lelo.jpg 930w, https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/f1s-v3-lelo-300x108.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/f1s-v3-lelo-768x277.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/f1s-v3-lelo-770x278.jpg 770w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 930px) 100vw, 930px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Cindy shaded her face behind her hands and shrieked, stomping her feet like a young girl. When she pulled apart her hands, she saw everyone staring.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cThis was your game. You gotta play,\u201d Dave said to Cindy who remained shy.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cSucked by who, Dave?\u201d Zeke asked again.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cHow about \u2026 Rupert! Rupert! He\u2019s our man! If he can\u2019t do it, no one can!\u201d Dave chanted.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cMe?\u201d Rupert gasped.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cYes, you!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Cindy stood slowly. Her chest rose and fell in preparation. She undid one button, then a second. Nervous she still was playing sexy. She shed her shirt, hanging it on the back of her chair, and stood before them all in only a mundane nude bra.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cStand up, Rupert. You got some work to do,\u201d Zeke said.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cWhy am I the center of attention?\u201d he asked.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cHey, look at me. I\u2019ve only been able to kiss my wife.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cAnd not even a French kiss!\u201d Dave added.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Cindy unclasped the bra in the back and it loosened.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Zeke nudged Dave. \u201cShe loves her tits sucked. It makes her melt.\u201d He spoke louder for everyone\u2019s sake, including Rupert\u2019s. \u201cI think Rupert can make her melt.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Cindy eyed her husband. She slid one bra strap off her shoulder. Then the other.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cRupert.\u201d Dave directed him to Cindy.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cWait there,\u201d Cindy corrected. \u201cI\u2019ll come to you.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Keeping the bra in place by holding her elbows against her sides, she moved in front of him. He remained seated.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cReady?\u201d she asked.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Rupert glanced around the room. Everyone was watching closely.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cYes.\u201d It was a whimper.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Her bra fell and her breasts reset without their underwire support.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Cindy shimmied onto Rupert\u2019s lap. \u201cTake one,\u201d she said when he didn\u2019t move right away.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She lifted a breast to his mouth. Timidly, his tongue lapped the pink nipple. It flicked the hardened flesh. He didn\u2019t wait anymore. His mouth sucked the entire areola into his mouth. Cindy\u2019s hands ran through Rupert\u2019s dark hair. She reveled in his feeding, arching her back and watching her flesh consumed by Rupert\u2019s mouth.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Zeke cheered. \u201cShe loves it!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Cindy eyed him again, but her attention was pulled away by Rupert\u2019s deeper consumption.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cLook at him go!\u201d Dave hooted.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Hazel whooped too, pumping her fist in the air. Malinda was watching, smiling, still getting over her erotic embarrassment over Dave.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Hearing the excitement around him, Rupert pressed into Cindy\u2019s breasts, smashing them against his face and losing his nose between the pair. His hands slid down her sides and ended up cupping her ass. He pumped Cindy\u2019s excitement. She flung back her long, blond hair. Gripping the back of Rupert\u2019s chair, she grinded against the man sucking her tits.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In a moment, Cindy winced. Her face scrunching like she had smelled something terrible. She leaned back and pulled her breasts from Rupert\u2019s mouth and even out of his tongue\u2019s reach. She had to catch her breath and regain her senses. \u201cThat\u2019s all I can take right now,\u201d she said, dismounting Rupert.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She slumped in her chair and fanned her face. \u201cI don\u2019t think I can handle another lawsuit like that one. Whew.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The table clapped for Rupert. The guys cheered him on. Malinda remained with a hint of a smile and clapped too. Rupert was fastened to his seat.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">When he had regained himself, he had to extract the Charlie Horse. Malinda warned Rupert before he even started that she held the Specialist card.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cWhat does she have in mind?\u201d Dave asked, nudging Zeke beside him.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI think she\u2019s a wild one,\u201d Zeke said.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cWilder than anyone here knows.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cThan even Rupert knows.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Malinda looked at the two men across the table. They both noticed a buried grin. It wasn\u2019t so much on her lips but far inside of her.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Rupert reached the tweezers toward Cavity Sam. They came close but stopped abruptly.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI need a shot before this operation,\u201d he said, adding simply, \u201cProtection.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He tossed back the shot of Jose Cuervo Gold and began with the operation on Cavity Sam. Charlie Horse was in Sam\u2019s upper thigh. The tweezers in his hand were jittery, and he moved slowly to the point of worrisome. The table was quiet and tense. Everyone silently questioned whether he had the steadiness to extract the Charlie Horse and what may come if Rupert, who had already been drinking through the night, would trigger Cavity Sam. The players breathed in and exhaled together. Rupert reached in, paused and then drew back.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI just needed a reset,\u201d he said.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He took in a chest full of air. The tweezers again reached toward the Charlie Horse. They dangled over Cavity Sam\u2019s thigh briefly. Inside the crevice, Rupert clinched the piece but in a moment of relief taken too soon, his hand jerked slightly.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Zap!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Cavity Sam\u2019s nose lit up and the game buzzed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cMalinda\u2019s got him!\u201d Dave yelled.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cToo much pressure. Couldn\u2019t handle it,\u201d Zeke said.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/lily-3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"toy-banner alignnone wp-image-46018 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/sex-toy-harsh-chemical-cleaning-mistakes.jpg\" alt=\"mistakes cleaning sex toys with chemicals\" width=\"850\" height=\"425\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/sex-toy-harsh-chemical-cleaning-mistakes.jpg 850w, https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/sex-toy-harsh-chemical-cleaning-mistakes-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/sex-toy-harsh-chemical-cleaning-mistakes-768x384.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/sex-toy-harsh-chemical-cleaning-mistakes-770x385.jpg 770w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 850px) 100vw, 850px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cMalinda, you said you have the Specialist card?\u201d Cindy asked.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cYes.\u201d She smiled. \u201cI know Rupert has always had a fantasy too. He wants to see Dave.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cWhat?\u201d Rupert squealed, aghast. \u201cThat is not something I want to see. You want to see him. Not me. You want to see him again. Once wasn\u2019t enough.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Malinda remained steadfast and stone-faced.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI am using my \u2026 my lawsuit protection. I don\u2019t want to see Dave,\u201d Rupert said.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cHe has to do something though, right?\u201d Malinda asked, slightly miffed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cHave a suggestion?\u201d Cindy asked.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cHe needs to take out his cock. I would make everyone touch him, but that\u2019d be a lawsuit against everyone else, except him,\u201d Malinda said. Her face became roguish, like she had concocted a devious plan. \u201cHe always had a fantasy about \u2026\u201d She coughed, as if questioning what she was about to say. However, she charged forward. \u201cHe always had a fantasy about watching me making out with Dave. He likes to watch.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Rupert\u2019s shoulders shifted, confirming Malinda\u2019s comment.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cDave can go for that,\u201d Hazel said.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Malinda stood as did Dave. They met at the end of the table. Dave touched Malinda\u2019s shoulders and let his eyes touch her everywhere else. He leaned in. The first kiss was gentle. The second kiss was longer and harder. Malinda became more passionate. Dave obviously enjoyed the make-out. The pair twisted and pressed against each other. Like Rupert attending to Cindy\u2019s breasts, they pumped to a peak quickly.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dave broke the kiss. \u201cShould we take it to the couch?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Malinda only whimpered, \u201cYes.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They rushed to the plush couch. She laid on her back, letting her summer dress reveal all of her thighs. She then was covered by the bear of a man. He steadied himself, despite being only partly on the couch. Her hands felt up his forearms before coming close to his chest. Their play became even more heated when Malinda\u2019s hands disappeared underneath his shirt. Meanwhile, Dave\u2019s lips moved from her mouth to ear and down her neck. Her aching pleasure eased from her mouth in a deep purr.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cDamn! 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I know how you love feet.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">From the couch, Malinda didn\u2019t hear the lawsuit. Zeke went to her. He lifted Malinda\u2019s available foot. He loosened the ankle strap on Malinda\u2019s wedge sandal. Her toes were freshly painted a summer yellow. Her toes were balanced in shape and size. The heels of her feet were soft, not covered in calloused skin. Zeke massaged deeply against the arch of her foot. The pressure took her attention away from Dave. Only briefly, because Dave grabbed her chin in order to direct her attention back to his mouth.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Zeke kissed Malinda\u2019s big toe, then sucked on her second toe. He continued on down to her pinky toe. Malinda startled several times as he moved onto the next toe. Finally, he rubbed her foot against the rough stubble on his cheek. While rubbing, he got a glimpse of her soft-pink panties. He held her foot in place for a moment longer and then slid it down to his waist.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Hazel was left with the Ankle Bone Connected to the Knee Bone. She removed it without a problem. She set her chin on her hand, disappointed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cSuccess. But who had the Specialist card?\u201d she asked.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Rupert raised the card. \u201cI did.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cWhat would you have made me do?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI \u2026\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She interrupted him. \u201cWhat do you want me to do?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Rupert was slow to respond. He felt awkward. That changed when he heard Malinda groan deeply. He looked back at Hazel. \u201cShow me your breasts.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cJust show them? Nothing else?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI want to suck on them.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cOnly if you take off your shorts. I have to feel you too. You looked good when Cindy had you,\u201d Hazel said.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Cindy smiled. \u201cHe was good.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Rupert shed his shorts. Hazel tossed her t-shirt and undid her bra. She straddled him, like Cindy had earlier. As he sucked her tits, she grinded her hips so she could feel his cock strengthen and balloon.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Sitting and watching with Zeke, Cindy relaxed with a smile. 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