{"id":39540,"date":"2022-08-22T05:13:57","date_gmt":"2022-08-22T03:13:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/?p=39540"},"modified":"2026-02-14T20:11:34","modified_gmt":"2026-02-14T19:11:34","slug":"two-bags-of-sugar-an-erotic-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/two-bags-of-sugar-an-erotic-story\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Bags of Sugar &#8211; An Erotic Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">When Lois first unlatched the locked windows of the Lake Agnes Tea House, she stood there quietly to bask in the natural beauty. She felt the cold mountain breeze rush against her face, encircle her neck, and blow back her blond hair. The air was as fresh and crisp as it had been every year that she opened the seasonal tea house. And the view was as glorious as it ever had been. Sheer rock faces spiked with narrow pine trees. Placid waters of the great lake. White clouds passing along the blue brightness of the skies and sliced by the sharp mountain peaks as they moved ever forward.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In May, the weather finally had begun to warm, albeit gradually. The days had brightened after wintry months in the heights of the Rocky Mountains in Alberta, Canada. The tea house always locked its windows and closed its doors in October when the northern winds began their annual harsh rush southward between the mountain peaks, followed soon by mounds and mounds of snow.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Now though was the time to reopen for the summer season. This would be Lois\u2019s home for the next few months. She had trekked the five miles from Lake Louise, higher into the mountains to Lake Agnes. She hauled a few lightweight supplies on her back, not many though. She had help. It would be arriving soon. Greater still, it was, for Lois, a time for something more. It was her annual meeting.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Inside the house, Lois started a fire in the rough-hewn stone fireplace, took the chairs off the table tops, and lightly dusted the knickknacks. She reviewed the individual boxes of various types of teas. Flavorful loose-leaf teas from across the world\u2014India, England, Brazil and Japan\u2014black and green specialties, and herbal teas.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mid-day, she stopped sweeping the floor when she heard the helicopter rotor blades\u2019 steady <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">thwop<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> bouncing between the rock faces and mountain walls. The large transport helicopter was making its yearly drop-off of seasonal goods and products\u2014flour, spices, and sugar. This would be the first drop with three more before sunset.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Lois was excited to see the olive drab Zeus Transport. She knew Joseph was aboard the giant helicopter.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Joseph arrived in May, every May. The man would be at the tea house for a day before disappearing until the following year.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The two had met a decade ago when Lois first took over the duties of opening the tea house from its long, winter break. Joseph turned out to be a gentle man, calm yet hardcore. She noticed his brow was heavy and his eyes were dark. He was focused on his task, as if antisocial. Watching him unloaded the supplies from the large wooden crate, he seemed to be struggling to balance military combat realities and a peaceful civilian life. He had powerful, stern movements that intrigued Lois. Nevertheless, she then would lose him for another year.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">One day though his face cracked a smile.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">That day was eight years ago. A rainy day in May. Soaked from the cold, pelting rain, he had just hauled in the last two 50-pound bags of sugar on his shoulders. He stepped across the threshold and suddenly slipped on the wet floor. The tiny grains scattered everywhere over the floor. He was flat on his back, and the bags\u2014much lighter after the spill\u2014had pinned his shoulders to the floor. Lois, afterward, always said Joseph was held down by sweetness.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">When he fell, Lois rushed to see if he was all right. Concerns about a strained back and a concussion worried her. How was she to get him help? It was miles away and the helicopter had lifted off several hours before.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She knelt next to him.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cAre you okay? Can you move?\u201d She patted his wrist.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He didn\u2019t answer aloud. He didn\u2019t move. His face was in a wince, lips pursed tight, chin scrunched. She looked at him closely, trying to learn from his eyes how much pain he was actually in. It was unclear to her. He heaved in several deep breaths and groaned. But soon his face eventually twisted into a laugh. His eyebrows eased.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She exhaled and let her shoulders slump in relief. While still kneeling over him, he palmed the back of her neck and pulled her to him. He met her lips with his.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">His lips were soft and plush, opposite of such a hardened, hardcore man. Their passion grew in the unexpected intensity. He gripped her face tighter and her head harder with his calloused hands. The two were caught up in a swoon until they had to break away to breath. She collapsed, tired, next to him. \u201cMy goodness. Wonderful,\u201d Lois said, laying her forearm over her forehead.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They laid by each other, staring at the wooden-lined ceiling of the tea house. Somehow he started to laugh when he noticed the bags of sugar\u2014and now Lois\u2014were pinning him to the floor. Lois shifted to lay on her side and put her arm across his chest. She moved the sagging bags off his shoulders. She asked again if he was okay.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI\u2019m fine, just fine,\u201d he said lightly.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She looked at the beau below her. \u201cI know you are.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She licked her forefinger lustfully, not breaking their gaze. She pushed her finger in the sweet grains remaining in the bag and put her finger in his mouth. He sucked off the sugar so intensely that his cheeks suctioned inward. Lois pushed her fingers into the grains again, deeper this time, to gather up more sweetness. He sucked each finger. That was enough for him.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He rolled Lois over in a swoosh onto her back, so he was on top of her. He now had pinned her.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Lois was surprised by the man\u2019s strength, the ease with which he had moved her. His quickness. It made her shiver with a thrill that he may have been locked emotionally like the tea house had been locked. Now he was above her, a heat between them. Her fingers went magnetically to the buttons on his tough brown shirt. At the third button, a tattoo appeared. Beneath the shirt was a Marine Corps emblem. A globe with a strong eagle atop and a navy anchor cutting through the globe. Etched into was the Latin phrase: Semper Fidelis.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">But there was a deep scar across his chest, slicing over his Marine tattoo.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cWhat happened here?\u201d She outlined the tattoo, avoiding the scar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cA fluke.\u201d He moved her hand away and pinned her wrist to the floor with his hand.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cWhat was this \u2018fluke\u2019?\u201d she urged.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cIn Mosul. A little scrape. A guy and a knife.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cThat\u2019s terrible to hear. It breaks my heart.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cBreaks your heart?\u201d He grinned lightheartedly. He undid the first button on her shirt. \u201cIt wasn\u2019t bad.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Lois raised up slightly. \u201cNot bad? Look at your scar.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cIt\u2019s a scratch.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cA \u2018scratch\u2019 that\u2019ll be there all your life. It\u2019s so deep.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She studied the face of the man above her, then at the wound. Inside his mind, beyond his eyes, his person was dark, desert-like, solitary. She reached out to the scar. Maybe the wound was a way to learn more about this closed-off man, she thought. The act of being scarred must have been a traumatic experience in his life. She wanted to know about it and him. When she reached to the scar again, he stopped her.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She gasped and pulled back her hand. \u201cWhat was that for?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cYou look good enough to eat.\u201d He winked, diverting her.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Lois knew the wink was merely an impediment to keep her away from the scar, particularly the scar on his soul. She pulled away as did he.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They stood. He buttoned up his shirt and dusted off the sugar. She grabbed a broom and swept white grains from the floor. He walked up behind her and hugged her. When he put his lips on her neck, she didn\u2019t respond. She became cold. Her excitement from a few minutes ago was gone. Extinguished, a flame snuffed out by the mountain wind. He backed away from Lois.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Afterward he hauled in the last few items and within an hour, he headed out.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI didn\u2019t expect this today,\u201d he told Lois before leaving.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cMe neither,\u201d she said.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cIt was, er, nice.\u201d He spoke awkwardly, sounding like it was hard to say, like he was speaking in a foreign language.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She forced a smile. He forced his smile too. It didn\u2019t suit his reticent semblance.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Their moment of silence was enough for him.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cGood luck with summer business.\u201d And he left.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Afterward, Lois had a horrible summer, despite higher-than-expected business revenue. And, in October, she closed down the tea house. She shuttered and locked the last window, thinking about Joseph, as she had for months. He was strong, cold and a mystery that she wanted to figure out, hoped for another chance to do so. The month of May would eventually come, and she hoped he would too. So, Lois, like Lake Agnes Tea House, was locked up herself for a few months.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">During those long months, she giggled as she thought of them lying flat on the floor and covered in sugar. Her giggles were stifled though, as she remembered the scar on his chest. Even more intriguing was his reaction to it. When she asked how it happened, he had given a weak, casual answer and then froze her out. What did it mean to him? She didn\u2019t believe the deep scar was only from a knife fight. It must have a more deep-seated scar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">After months the land thawed, much of the snow melted, and the vestiges of spring sprouted, including a warming inside of Lois. Just the thought of Joseph warmed her.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She unlatched the shutters and unlocked the windows. While the tea house aired out, Lois sat on the front porch with a hot cup of steaming tea, warming her hands and her insides when she sipped. That day the lake was calm as was the breeze. But there was an excitement, an anticipation, warming Lois more than any hot tea would. It was a warmth in her soul that radiated to her physical body.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Then she heard the most intriguing sound\u2014other than his actual voice. It was the sound of the helicopter\u2019s twirling blades.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She stood and watched the massive machine rise into view. It moved as if in slow motion. The pilot was precise, alert. The crate was set down on the lawn, and the thick cords around it loosened. The helicopter remained low to the ground, steady, for a moment and then lifted off with a sharp roll to the left.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Lois scanned the scene for the man she had wanted to see, who she had dreamed about, had used as impetus for many nights of sensual release, over the last year.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Her heart sped up dramatically when she saw him already at work. He was untying the cords from the crate.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She was quietly disappointed that he didn\u2019t come right up to see her first before anything else. She had hoped he might rush to her and kiss and hold her. Real life had struck down what she had drafted as a wishful romantic mirage. Maybe it would be a cold day between them. She decided not to be too ecstatic to see him. The twin two-pound bags of granulated sugar by the front door, which she had placed there, may stay there, and not be poured out on the floor in memory of last year. She would make their meeting business-like. Just friendly. That was, until he might give a signal. She hoped he would offer some sort of sign.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cHello again, Lois.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She shivered at hearing his rich voice. He remembered her name. A triviality with such power to rock her core and steal her breath.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cReady for another good year?\u201d he asked dully, hauling a stack of boxes of teas. Relatively light weight.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She stuttered as he continued his conversation. \u201cYes, uh, yes, we are \u2026 are expecting a good year.\u00a0 A lot of new people visited last year.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cYou believe in luck?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">His question confused Lois.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cDo I believe in luck? For business, I believe in old-fashioned hard work. Nothing more. But luck, well, it may be a factor in other parts of life. Maybe.\u201d Then, in that split second between thinking up a question and forming the words in the mouth, she wondered if she could, or would, consider the question as his signal. Sugar?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Lois asked, \u201cWhat about you and luck?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He set down the boxes in front of the wall of teas. \u201cI believe in it, sure. If I see success, then I figure doing it that same way might bring the same result.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cThe sales last year made me rethink the types of teas to offer. Fewer African teas, more Indian teas. I also ordered a tea from Polynesia. I\u2019ll be waiting to see if people like it. And a few more native teas. People like to get a little taste for the locale. Customers also requested more soy milk cream for their teas, instead of cow milk. A Starbucks influence from the U.S. Then the sugar\u2014\u201d She stopped abruptly, having said that word. An explosive word. She could only remember being on the floor with him. \u201cCustomers, they use less sugar nowadays. Had a lot left over last year.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">As she said it, she could have kicked herself for not thinking first. He could read so much into that comment.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cHealth nuts,\u201d Joseph said flippantly.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She sniggered. \u201cThese are hikers who come here. Nuts go with the outdoors.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He huffed in his amusement at her comeback. \u201cPeople need sugar. It makes us happy.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/f1s-v3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"image-banner alignnone wp-image-47306 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/f1s-v3-lelo.jpg\" alt=\"lelo f1s masturbation sleeve\" width=\"930\" height=\"336\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/f1s-v3-lelo.jpg 930w, https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/f1s-v3-lelo-300x108.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/f1s-v3-lelo-768x277.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/f1s-v3-lelo-770x278.jpg 770w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 930px) 100vw, 930px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Lois thought first but decided to go out on a limb.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI guess you like sugar in your tea?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He avoided her. \u201cI\u2019ve got some more supplies to unload.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She was concerned about fouling up again. She had overstepped with him. She gritted her teeth. There was one chance.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">As he headed to the door, Lois called to him, \u201cIf you like sugar, then I assume no soy milk.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She heard his voice echo back. \u201cStraight out the heifer.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A smirk crossed her lips. She heated up the tea pot and left him alone while he hauled in supplies over the next hour.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Lois knew he was finished working when she heard a box set down and his deep exhale.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cLooks like that\u2019s all for now,\u201d he said. \u201cI\u2019ll radio back to the chopper to get back here &#8230; if you\u2019ve got nothing else.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI made some tea. I brought some heavy cream with me and real sugar.\u201d She guided him to the table on the house\u2019s front porch with its majestic view.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI can\u2019t turn down tea from a lady.\u201d He flashed a raw grin. It was a chivalrous attempt to contort that tough face.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI say, never let a cup of tea go to waste,\u201d Lois said.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cMany people do.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The steam was lifting off the hot tea in their white porcelain cups. Meanwhile, Lois was deciphering his response. She didn\u2019t know what he meant exactly. Many people do? Was he conveying something or just filling a void in conversation? Joseph\u2019s unclear comment perplexed Lois and kept her at bay. She wanted to proceed but didn\u2019t want to end the day with him leaving silent and cold, like last year.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The quietness remained between them as they sat on the porch, overlooking the view of the mountains and Lake Agnes. Lois decided on saying something.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cThis tea is from India.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Not a great attempt at pushing the conversation. She paused momentarily to gather some intel from his body language. Nothing, so she continued.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cMasala chai, a traditional black tea. It\u2019s been around for some nine thousand years. People think it was considered a cleansing and vivifying drink for a king.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cFor a king, eh?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cYes, a king.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Joseph turned to Lois and crinkled his brow. \u201cAnd you chose this for me to drink. You\u2019re making me wonder about your choice.\u201d Then he again showed that tough grin.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Lois\u2019s heart jumped, so she took another chance to feel him out. \u201cMaybe I see something inside of you. A hint of royalty.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He actually laughed aloud this time. \u201cNothing says royalty than seeing the king flat on the floor.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Hearing that, her spirit brightened and her heart jump-started. He remembered! He wasn\u2019t avoiding the episode.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI would disagree,\u201d she said, controlling her voice that was on the verge of cracking. \u201cA king who falls, well, he may get attention from servants that he never would when sitting on his throne. Then cover him in sugar and who knows what could happen.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She looked away and blew on her tea, letting the comment linger warm between them.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He remained quiet but kept his eyes directly on her. She felt his stare, loving the feeling. She was hopeful of what the stare might mean.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI noticed the bags of sugar by the front door.\u201d He spoke softly, almost unheard.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Lois didn\u2019t respond with words. She kept her eyes away from him, staring at the blue waters of the lake. However, she was abounding in excitement and high spirits.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They were quiet again. Both were determining the length to which they wanted to test the other\u2019s interest. Joseph may have gone far enough for Lois.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She said, \u201cI figured sugar at the door last year made my business increase\u2014a big year. If it worked then, sugar at the door may keep the business growing.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cSo you do believe in luck, not just old-fashioned hard work.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cSugar at the front door can\u2019t hurt, right?\u201d She still kept her eyes diverted toward the lake.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cBut,\u201d he said, \u201cthere was a king on his back, covered in the sugar. The sugar wasn\u2019t in bags.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cSo what are you saying?\u201d she asked. \u201cI can\u2019t work all year with sugar on floor.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He didn\u2019t answer.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The period of silence between them returned. It was tense and as loud as cannon blasts. Boom! Bang! Lois\u2019s heart was beating, thumping fast. Was he thinking about their incident? she repeated in her mind.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And he was.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Lois felt a strong hand gently touch her shoulder. He simply said, \u201cThere\u2019s a king on the floor.\u201d The hand let go, and his presence was gone.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Lois had to take in a deep breath but couldn\u2019t show her excitement. This is what she had wanted for a year. She closed her eyes and breathed in again. The air was sweet, refreshing. Then she set down her tea, took another breath, and stood slowly. Her knees were wobbly and her body unsteady from the what-could-be.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Once inside the cabin, she saw Joseph at the front door, laying prone on the floor.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She laughed hard, having trouble controlling herself. It wasn\u2019t that it was funny. Instead, the laughter was a means of releasing all that had built up inside of her. She laughed harder and harder<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cYou are one of a kind. I never thought I\u2019d see it again.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cWhat are you going to do about it?\u201d he said from the floor.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In role-play dramatic fashion, she rushed to his side.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cAre you okay? Can you move? Anything broken?\u201d She patted his wrist.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">While still kneeling over Joseph, he palmed the back of her neck and pulled her to him. They kissed. Long, luscious kisses. Slow, deep. It was the buildup of twelve months of her wishes and desires, of her hopes and fantasies.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">One of her hands pressed against the floor, and the other set on his chest. His strong chest muscles were obvious, as was his strong breathing. Moving a thin fabric away was what ultimately set him off last year, so she got as close as she would dare go.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Joseph was rough. As gritty as his grin. Bristly forearms. Coarse stubble on his chin. His calloused hands were controlling, and they would not release her. However, she was gladly submissive, willing to do as he desired. He was the man she longed for. She hoped he would demand her to do much, so she could please him. That\u2019s what she wanted. To please him, to help him. She wanted to loosen his self-formed armor.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She finally broke the kiss. Their eyes remained connected, piercing through each other\u2019s defenses. Then she slid her hands across his torso.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cIs the king alive?\u201d she whispered throatily. \u201cHave I saved you, my liege?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Her hand went under his shirt and rested on his heart, over the scar. \u201cI won\u2019t let you die. I am here to protect you,\u201d she said.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She felt his heart beating fast. He simpered.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Suddenly, Lois felt his body tense. He rolled her over onto her back. Their eyes remained united. She was below the man she just learned she loved. He had been a laborer, a hardened Marine. War-torn, battled-scarred physically and emotionally.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cYou have saved me,\u201d he said simply. He leaned close and kissed her hard. His kisses were as hard as he was. Their noses crushed together, their lips pressed tight, their tongues fondled the other.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/lelo-switch\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"toy-banner alignnone wp-image-46265 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/lelo-switch-dual-sided-vibrator-wand.jpg\" alt=\"switch wand lelo\" width=\"850\" height=\"425\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/lelo-switch-dual-sided-vibrator-wand.jpg 850w, https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/lelo-switch-dual-sided-vibrator-wand-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/lelo-switch-dual-sided-vibrator-wand-768x384.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/lelo-switch-dual-sided-vibrator-wand-770x385.jpg 770w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 850px) 100vw, 850px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This kiss made Lois wild. She had waited for a year, for what seemed a lifetime, for his kiss, to be in this position. She had been afraid she had lost him one year ago when he suddenly closed off himself and left Lake Agnes and her on a precipice. It caused the loneliest and coldest summer of her life. The moment he left, she locked away her feelings for him and for love, even for everyday joys and blessings. She feared rousing those confined, locked-up feelings. They may have become a pain, a horrid scar. A scar on her own chest, wounded by more than a sharp knife. She did not want to again misread him and the circumstances. It would cause more imprisoned emotions. There was a greater fear though. He may have locked himself away because of her inquiries about his scar. That pain on his chest, that pain inside of him, the pain from his terrible wars. She had revived it. But it may have seared and burned him again. He may have been stabbed all over again. By her! Now one more mistake and he would never return. She would become the winter season of the tea house. Locked, distant, closed, forgotten.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In his kiss though, all the fear washed away. Her insides warmed. She was renewed. The season of spring. In fact, her own repressed scar, which she placed on her chest from a year ago, began to heal. It was love. Love had resurrected in her.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They both spoke at once.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI have been \u2026\u201d \u201cI haven\u2019t \u2026\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Each of them paused. She giggling girl-like. He only grunted out a single laugh.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cYou first,\u201d he said.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She fumbled out her feelings. \u201cI have been \u2026 been thinking about you. You have never left my heart.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">His face brightened from the coarse soldier fa\u00e7ade to a soft gentleman. \u201cHaven\u2019t been able to keep my mind straight since I left last year. Everything has been Lois, Lois, Lois.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She pulled him, hugged him right against her, a blanket on her.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cNever leave me, never,\u201d she said.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI am here. Here for you,\u201d he answered deeply and slowly, like a father to his beloved daughter.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They kissed again for a long time. They enjoyed each other\u2019s presence as well as the physical touch. She felt their passion change his body as was hers changing more.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Lois loved that she had changed his pattern of breathing. More so, she was overjoyed that he was obviously savoring what she was doing. She let her hand find his scar. She touched the part of him that had a deeper impact, the part that led to somewhere no one had gone in a long time, if ever really.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This time, he allowed her to touch him. And as she did, he strengthened his pressure on her, moving his body against her hand, against her entire self. He was nuzzling. She felt he was finding peace in her, becoming settled.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And they kissed and loved each other. Their cups of Indian tea on the front porch cooled and were forgotten.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Lois felt renewed when he let her see him as he truly was. A soldier, wounded and scarred, but able to love at a greater depth than his scar. The next day, he was gone again only for a year.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This May, the <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">thwop<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> of the helicopter rotors grew louder, echoing off the flat-faced mountain ridges surrounding Lake Agnes. She had already set the heavy bags of sugar on either side of the front door but, in her nervousness, she again reset them only millimeters from where they were first set.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The bags of sugar were her good luck charms and had been for a decade now. More than good luck, she had decided that they were her love charms too. Each spring, she bought two special bags of sugar to place on the right side and left side of the door way. Then, for years afterward, the pair would act out Joseph\u2019s fall and Lois\u2019s rescue, tossing grains onto the floor and placing the bags on Joseph\u2019s shoulders. 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