{"id":45198,"date":"2025-03-16T01:31:45","date_gmt":"2025-03-16T00:31:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/?p=45198"},"modified":"2026-02-14T05:30:16","modified_gmt":"2026-02-14T04:30:16","slug":"the-angry-chair-an-erotic-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/the-angry-chair-an-erotic-story\/","title":{"rendered":"The Angry Chair &#8211; An Erotic Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A flux of air lifted the corner of the top page of Dave&#8217;s sales contract.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He suddenly wasn\u2019t home alone. A whoosh would happen whenever someone entered from the garage.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dave heard a mean grunt, metal buckles thwack the kitchen counter, the sharp cracks of salt and pepper shakers hitting the hardwood floor.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dave rolled back his desk chair slowly and stood. He peeked around the office door. In the middle of the kitchen, his wife, Nadia. Her hands balled in fists. Her face staring at the spinning ceiling fan.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dave didn\u2019t speak. Instead, he returned to his desk.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A few moments later, cabinet doors clapped closed. A drawer rolled open and slammed shut. He heard the clacking of jars and bottles as the refrigerator door was yanked open.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">There was the carbonated pop of a can. It was set on the granite counter.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Then the house was quiet again.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Soon, Dave appeared from the office and saw Nadia. She now leaned over the counter, shoulders set upward sharply, her head sunken between them.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The hard heels of Dave\u2019s loafers clacked on the wooden floor, and Nadia raised her head immediately.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Her face was red and her mouth was in a snarl. Seeing her husband, though, her face flushed to shame. Before Dave had to move farther, Nadia nodded. She left for the dining room.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/tiani-3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"image-banner alignnone wp-image-47308 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/tiani-3-lelo.jpg\" alt=\"lelo tiani sex toy\" width=\"930\" height=\"336\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/tiani-3-lelo.jpg 930w, https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/tiani-3-lelo-300x108.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/tiani-3-lelo-768x277.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/tiani-3-lelo-770x278.jpg 770w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 930px) 100vw, 930px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dave paced slowly down the hallway to her. His foot pressed on the singular board that creaked when touched.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">When he entered the dining room, he saw Nadia had plopped herself onto a fragile aged chair.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The wooden chair had a stiff pilgrim slat back, a hard seat, and four lean legs. The Angry Chair. It had held many angry and disobedient children throughout the centuries and continued its duty.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Nadia cupped her head in her hands. Hearing her husband, she straightened up. Her arms aligned with the long, narrowed back posts. She drooped her wrists to the chair back and set her ankles to the front two legs.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dave still didn\u2019t speak. He walked to a waist-high bar cabinet. It had tapered legs, an angular base and beveled front edges, which gave it a mid-century look. He unlocked it and lifted the top. Opening the door immediately brought up a scent reminiscent of cattle herding in the Wild West. He lifted out a rough hemp rope. It dangled in his hand like a limp python.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He knelt beside Nadia. The two remained silent. Nadia looked to the ceiling and gritted her teeth. She pressed her lips tight.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dave noticed her quick breaths.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He wrapped the rope around her right wrist and pinned it with a single column knot against the back post. He weaved the rope around her waist and then knotted the rope around her left wrist and the back post.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He reached once more into the bar cabinet. He brought out pretty pink Lyla and its remote control. He tugged the waistband of her men\u2019s jockeys and adjusted the small Lyla against her clit.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He bound her ankles tightly against the foot of the Angry Chair. Checking his knots, he yanked the rough rope. Nadia&#8217;s face winced with the itch on her skin.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Yet, neither spoke.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Again, Dave reached into the cabinet. He pulled out a black leather band with a thick ball attached. He fitted the band of it over her head and adjusted the ball. He buckled the gag tightly at the back of her head.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She let loose a quick gasp, having given up control.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dave stood before Nadia, who was tied to the Angry Chair. He touched her chin and lifted it with his forefinger. He stared into her rich, dark eyes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She began to breathe harshly.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He simply tsked his tongue and shook his head. He patted her cheek.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Nadia stared, eyes drooping. Maybe a hint of fear.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Before leaving, Dave pushed up his fingers at the corners of his own mouth, making a forced smile.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He gently touched the remote that matched Lyla that was hidden against her clit, and Nadia jolted in her seat.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Then he smiled and left in a odd state.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/smart-wand-2-large\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"toy-banner alignnone wp-image-45749 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/sex-toys-for-disability.png\" alt=\"disability sex toys\" width=\"850\" height=\"425\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/sex-toys-for-disability.png 850w, https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/sex-toys-for-disability-300x150.png 300w, https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/sex-toys-for-disability-768x384.png 768w, https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/sex-toys-for-disability-770x385.png 770w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 850px) 100vw, 850px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He worked in his office, focusing on the sales contract paperwork that he needed to complete. Seeing the remote on a stack of papers, he pressed the button on it. Somewhere, he knew a woman had been jarred again and shaken with a simple buzz.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He heard the screech of the Angry Chair legs on the hardwood floor. He pressed the remote again. The shaking of the chair calmed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The house was silent, except for the clack of his fingers on the keyboard and the hum of the air conditioner unit pushing cool air through the vents.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He set down his pen again after he had scanned a few more pages. He touched the remote. He heard the grunts and influx of air into the mouth bypassing the ball gag. The Angry Chair screeched again on the hardwood.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He paused Lyla. He checked the clock. 3:45 in the afternoon.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He touched the remote and upped the vibrations. Screeching, rough sounds, a wincing groan.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He returned to Nadia. Beads of sweat covered her forehead and one bead had slid down her cheek. Her eyes flashed innocence, excitement, weariness, and relief at once. Her shoulders shivered.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dave pulled back the men&#8217;s underwear and pulled out Lyla. It was covered in Nadia&#8217;s emancipation. He cleaned it, resetting it in the cabinet. He undid the ball gag and knots.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Nadia drooped over, setting elbows on her knees. She breathed deeply as if having just run a long race.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A sharp alarm caught their attention. 4:16.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They put away the ropes and other toys. The cabinet was locked again.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Nadia hugged Dave.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">There was a flux of air from the garage.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cMom, I\u2019m home! I&#8217;m hungry!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">There was the clacking of jars and bottles as the refrigerator door was yanked open. A carbonated pop of a can.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cWhat&#8217;s for dinner, Mom? Mom?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A young boy bounded into the dining room. He saw her hand on the chair.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cWhy are you using the Angry Chair? Fixing something? Dad has ladders, you know.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She leaned into her husband.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI just needed to use it today.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Enjoy this story more with 15% off <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">LELO.com<\/a> with code <span style=\"color: #800080;\">VOLONTE15<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A flux of air lifted the corner of the top page of Dave&#8217;s sales contract. He suddenly wasn\u2019t home alone. A whoosh would happen whenever someone entered from the garage. 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