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\u201cAshes to ashes. Dust to dust.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Theo squeezes my hand as the gravedigger dumps another shovel of dirt onto the polished\u00a0 wooden coffin. It\u2019s very late in the afternoon and heavy, grey clouds have formed overhead.\u00a0 I forgot to bring my umbrella, so we are undoubtedly going to experience a downfall.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

The other mourners walk away and drive off to attend the wake, whilst Theo and I remain at\u00a0 the gravesite. Part of me senses that he doesn\u2019t want to go to the pub; there are just too many\u00a0 memories.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cGrant was only in his thirties,\u201d Theo sighs. \u201cJust like us.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cI know.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cAnd he was always so careful. He watched everything he ate, exercised like an athlete and\u00a0 abstained from alcohol and cigarettes \u2013 and he still died.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cIt\u2019s not fair,\u201d I reply.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cDo you remember that time when he refused to eat the cake you baked him for his\u00a0 birthday?\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cYep. Because of the fat and sugar content,\u201d I roll my eyes.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cWhat about that diet he was following?\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cThe one with all the grapefruit?\u201d I ask. \u201cThat was bonkers.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cYeah. I\u2019m going to miss that finicky bastard,\u201d he says, desperately trying to hold back the\u00a0 tears.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019m at a loss for words so I wrap my arms around him and hold on tight. \u201cI love you baby,\u201d he whispers. \u201cYou know that don\u2019t you, Marina?\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cI love you too gorgeous.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

As we start walking away from Grant\u2019s resting place, a droplet of water lands on the tip of\u00a0 my nose. Theo wipes it away with the back of his hand.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cIt\u2019s starting to sprinkle.\u201d\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

We head towards a wooded area in the middle of the cemetery.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cNot the best idea, is it?\u201d I laugh.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cWhat?\u201d he asks, with a confused expression.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cStanding beneath these trees,\u201d I explain. \u201cKnowing our luck, we\u2019ll both be struck by\u00a0 lightning.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cAt the moment it\u2019s only drizzle,\u201d he chuckles. \u201cBut if we hear thunder-\u201c \u201cThen we\u2019re out of here!\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

It continues to rain and a thick, dewy mist fills the air. It\u2019s almost beautiful as it dances\u00a0 amongst the headstones. Theo stands beside me and places his hand on the small of my back.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cYou\u2019ll probably think I\u2019m crazy but it\u2019s so peaceful here,\u201d he whispers. \u201cI was just thinking the same thing.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

He gives me a roguish smile and I can tell that his mood has shifted from maudlin to\u00a0 amorous.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cYou know, there\u2019s nobody else here?\u201d\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cAre you sure about that?\u201d I giggle.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cIf there is they won\u2019t be able to see us through the haze,\u201d he winks.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\"lelo<\/a><\/p>\n

\u201cOkay, but promise me you won\u2019t make too much noise? Just to be on the safe side.\u201d \u201cYou have my word,\u201d he replies cheekily.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Theo brushes a strand of hair away from my face and presses his lips against my forehead. He\u00a0 kisses my eyelids and gently cups my face in his hands. I trace the outline of his lips with my\u00a0 slender fingers and he releases a soft sigh. I kiss him forcefully and my extremities tingle as\u00a0 our tongues intertwine.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cThis is nice,\u201d I whisper.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

I pull my sleeveless top over my head and slide my fitted pencil skirt down my legs.\u00a0 \u201cI\u2019ve never seen that set before,\u201d he chuckles.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019m wearing a purple balconette bra with a matching thong that I had been saving for a\u00a0 special occasion.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cI wore them just in case you needed some cheering up,\u201d I grin.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cYou always make me feel good – and you look fucking incredible.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

He pushes me against one of the trees and places his hands on my hips. He snogs me\u00a0 passionately as raindrops sneak through the leafy canopy above. Theo removes my bra and\u00a0 runs his nails down my sides. He slowly circles my breasts with his fingers until he reaches my areolae. He massages my generous tits with his warm palms then teases my nipples with\u00a0 his talented tongue. I close my eyes, throw my head back and moan very loudly.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cAnd you told me to be quiet,\u201d he smirks. \u201cShh.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

I continue to groan as he runs his hands down my stomach and licks my navel. He pulls the\u00a0 gusset of my thong to one side and places his thumb above my clit.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cDon\u2019t just tease me. I need you to touch me.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

He moves his thumb in a circular motion, barely grazing me at first. Then he increases the\u00a0 pressure and my breath starts to catch in my throat.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cDo you want me to keep going?\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cTurn me around, I want you inside me.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

I hold onto the tree and spread my legs widely. Theo stands behind me and unzips his pants.\u00a0 He takes out his stiffened manhood and rubs it against my entrance. He grabs hold of my arse\u00a0 and slips inside my throbbing wet pussy. I take him so easily and he fills me completely.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cLet me know how you want it,\u201d he says.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

His voice is deep and husky which seems to heighten my arousal.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cSlow baby.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Theo thrusts in and out, with deep and masterful strokes. His grunts echo throughout the\u00a0 cemetery and I don\u2019t even care that someone might hear us.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cI love the feeling of your\u2026 arse\u2026 slapping against me.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cGo faster.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

He pounds me with his powerful member and tightens his grip on my buttocks. \u201cTheo, I\u2019m almost there!\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cRub your clit Marina,\u201d he orders me. \u201cIt will take you over the edge.\u201d \u201cOh\u2026 fucking hell! I\u2019m going to come.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cMe too.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cTheo!\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

My pussy clenches and releases as he comes inside me. My whole body throbs as I am struck\u00a0 by a wave of pleasure. Theo shivers with every pump of his cock and I can hear the strain in\u00a0 his voice.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\"lelo<\/a><\/p>\n

\u201cOh, baby! That was sensational!\u201d he gasps.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

He pulls out and turns me around.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cCome here. I need to hold you,\u201d he whispers.<\/span><\/p>\n

I rest my head on his chest and I can hear his heart pounding.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cI can\u2019t believe we just did that,\u201d I giggle.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cAnd what would Grant say?\u201d he grimaces.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cI don\u2019t think he would care. He knows what you\u2019re like.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cMeaning?\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cThat you think with your downstairs brain.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cTrue.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cYou\u2019re not even going to argue with me?\u201d I laugh.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cNope. I don\u2019t want to piss you off. Not when the sex is that good!\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cFair enough,\u201d I smile.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

I gather up my clothes, put them back on and tidy myself up a bit. Theo takes my hand and\u00a0 we head for the large, gated exit.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cWhen did the rain stop?\u201d he asks.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cI wouldn\u2019t have the faintest idea.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Theo starts laughing so I take the opportunity to ask him about the wake. \u201cDo you want to go to the pub now?\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cYeah, I do.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cWhat changed you mind?\u201d\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cYou did,\u201d he smiles. \u201cThat was truly life affirming.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

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