{"id":46966,"date":"2026-01-31T08:55:57","date_gmt":"2026-01-31T07:55:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/?p=46966"},"modified":"2026-02-14T04:31:52","modified_gmt":"2026-02-14T03:31:52","slug":"we-shouldnt-do-this-an-erotic-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/we-shouldnt-do-this-an-erotic-story\/","title":{"rendered":"We Shouldn\u2019t Do This! \u2013 An Audio Erotic Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-46966-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/we-shouldnt-do-this.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/we-shouldnt-do-this.mp3\">https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/we-shouldnt-do-this.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Hey, girl, what\u2019s up? You ready to do some yoga?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0I got this new yoga mat, so I&#8217;m all ready to play.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Turn on your camera. I need to watch you. There are so many poses. And you know my skills aren\u2019t good.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I&#8217;m glad this video is an option for us.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And, for real, I don\u2019t really have much of an outfit. You know, I figured something loose and comfortable.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I still don\u2019t see you.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0Wait, are you there?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Who? Oh my god, I thought I was talking to your girlfriend the whole time. This is so awkward.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Yeah, I&#8217;m\u2026 okay.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0What are you doing?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Are you just looking at my tits? Oh my god, you are such a perv. You can\u2019t even see them. They\u2019re covered. No, you can\u2019t see them. They\u2019re hidden. Mostly hidden. I can\u2019t hide them completely.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0Wait a minute. Are you fucking\u2026 are you jerking off right now? Oh my god. You are something else.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What if she comes in an sees you jerking off? Oh my gosh.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Um, yeah, I guess. Go ahead. You can. Keep going. Keep jerking off.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0Do you like seeing my tits? They\u2019re larger than your girlfriend\u2019s. Let me do this. A peek. I figure it\u2019ll help.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0How do I want you to jerk off?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Go ahead. Feel that cock getting harder in your hand. That feels good, doesn\u2019t it? Oh my gosh, you\u2019re such a perv. I bet you jerk off all the time, don\u2019t you?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Yeah, you do. Always jerking off.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk. Jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Go ahead. Don\u2019t stop now. Keep going.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I haven\u2019t showed you my other tit yet.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Here you go.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I love how they look. Nice and big. I think I have great nipples. Guys have told me. It feels so good to pull and twist them. Watch.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/f1s-v3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"image-banner alignnone wp-image-47306 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/f1s-v3-lelo.jpg\" alt=\"lelo f1s masturbation sleeve\" width=\"930\" height=\"336\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/f1s-v3-lelo.jpg 930w, https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/f1s-v3-lelo-300x108.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/f1s-v3-lelo-768x277.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/f1s-v3-lelo-770x278.jpg 770w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 930px) 100vw, 930px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0You like these tits, don\u2019t you?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0Don\u2019t stop jerking off. I want to watch you. I love watching guys. It so hot.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I never thought this was going to happen. But wow! Look at you.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You are so good-looking. But don\u2019t say I said that.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">There you go, yeah, speed it up for me. Oh fuck yeah.\u00a0 Jerk it. Jerk it for me, just me.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You fucking nasty perv.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Oh my god, you\u2019re going to get caught. I&#8217;m getting worried.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What if your girlfriend comes in and sees you jerking off to my tits? What are you going to do?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You? What about me? What am I going to do? Me and her are friends.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This is so bad. This is so fucking bad. So, so bad. But it&#8217;s hot.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Do not stop, you can\u2019t. Not now. We&#8217;ve come this far. I don\u2019t want you to stop.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You are really going at it, aren\u2019t you?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Keep going. I bet it\u2019s getting a little bit harder now, huh?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Can I show you a little more of me? Check this out. Don\u2019t show off my pussy to just anyone. But I like you. And I love your cock. I&#8217;m glad I&#8217;m getting to see it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Really, I don\u2019t do this\u2014ever. Never before. But it&#8217;s so worth it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/f1s-v3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"toy-banner alignnone wp-image-45588 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/lelo-f1s-range.png\" alt=\"lelo male masturbators\" width=\"850\" height=\"425\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/lelo-f1s-range.png 850w, https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/lelo-f1s-range-300x150.png 300w, https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/lelo-f1s-range-768x384.png 768w, https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/lelo-f1s-range-770x385.png 770w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 850px) 100vw, 850px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">That\u2019s right. Keep touching my cock. Yea, my cock. Not hers. It&#8217;s mine.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Make it nice and hard. Squeeze the shaft.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Oh, god. You want to explode, don\u2019t you? Mmm, not yet. No, no, no. Not until I say you can cum. You wait for me to give you permission.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You better control yourself until I say so.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Keep jerking off. Yeah, massage that cock. Just like\u2014wow, so amazing. Up and down that dick. Yeah, mmm. You look so hot. I am so turned on. Can you control yourself if I put my finger right here? I love to rub here, finger my pussy.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Control yourself, I said. I see your face. Better hold back. Let me just feel myself for a second.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Are you ready to cum for me? You can\u2019t be too loud. Can you do it quiet?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Then go on, cum for me!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Oh my god, you got my pussy so wet.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Cum for me, go ahead.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Oh, yeah! Jerk that fucking cock until you explode!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I want you to cum. I want you to fucking shoot for me. Shoot all over your body. Shoot! I want to see your cum all over your fist.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Yeah, yeah. Mmm.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">There you go. Good boy, good boy.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">That looked so, so hot.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I can\u2019t believe you made me do this. You&#8217;re so bad. I could get in some big trouble.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You can\u2019t tell her, okay? Don&#8217;t tell your girlfriend. Not even that we saw each other. Our secret. Maybe we&#8217;ll get another secret sometime.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ah, my god. You&#8217;re such a perv.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0Okay. That&#8217;s all. We\u2019re done here. I\u2019m turning off the video. I can\u2019t do yoga now. I&#8217;ve got something else to do\u2014alone. My pussy needs a lot of attention now.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Sorry you\u2019re so far away.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">No, I&#8217;ll handle it myself. I have some great toys.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You can\u2019t watch, no.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Go, clean up my cock. 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