Well, this isn\u2019t going to end well for anyone.<\/p>\n
It\u2019s been a couple of years in development hell but now, at long last, we can dust off our old 50 Shades puns and start all over again. Have you heard that Christian Grey was fired from his company after a salary scandal? There were 50 Grades of Pay. Apparently he went bankrupt and had to work on a farm to pay off his debts. He had to harvest 50 Bales Of Hay. After that, he had to be very frugal when it came to buying new bondage equipment. He had to be Thrifty Shades Of Grey.<\/p>\n
But that\u2019s not what we\u2019re here for. We\u2019re here because the first global trailer has been released, and we owe it to you and ourselves to take a closer look and make a few guesses about the final 50 Shades of Grey movie, when it\u2019s released in 2015. On Valentine\u2019s Day. Yeah, perfect first date material.<\/p>\n
Here\u2019s the trailer, just in case you\u2019ve been trapped in an elevator for the past week and missed it. In fact, if you have been trapped in an elevator for a week, you\u2019ll feel right at home with this trailer. Elevators feature quite heavily.<\/p>\n