Breaking News: Best Black Friday Sex Toy Deals!

The holidays are right around the corner and Tinder is coming up short, so it’s time to swipe right on some crazy LELO Black Friday sex toy deals. We’re talking amazing discounts and bundles upon bundles of goodies sure to make your bits skip a beat.

black friday volonte

What’s even better? You can avoid the crazy chaos and hours of circling around for parking. These online deals can be accessed from your own bed, which might be a good place to be once you see these mood-inducing offers.

See All Black Friday Deals!

How did Black Friday start, anyway?

According to historical sources, the first Black Friday originated in 1869 in response to the crashing gold market. Two financial speculators, Jay Gould and Jim Fisk, acquired as much gold as they could in hopes of driving up the market price. When this particular Friday came around, their plan was realized which triggered a devestating collapse of the stock market. So, what does this have anything to due to the modern-day Black Friday? The analogy here refers to businesses incurring a year-long loss, then come Black Friday they experience profit from a blowout of discounted items.

However, this isn’t the only theory surrounding one of America’s favorite (and now a global) holiday. The most sensible idea to date behind Black Friday refers to Philadelphia police examining the chaos of fans attending the annual Army vs. Navy football game the day after Thanksgiving. The rowdy crowds are what reminds us of Black Friday shoppers camping out days before deals and trampling one another the best discounts.

Luckily, we can now avoid the potential dangers of in-store shopping and access the same awesome deals from the comfort of our beds. Don’t forget to do your finger exercises and be quick to ready, set, click!

Written by: Katy Thorn

Katy Thorn is a post-grad writer with a passion for writing about sex, sexuality, and all things rated R. She received her degree in Women’s Studies with a focus in Intersectionality at the University of California, Berkeley (Go Bears!). She has a cat named Yoko, drinks too much black coffee, and hates writing bios.

2 comments

  1. I am new and am excited about the products. I am going to purchase 2 . One g spot & 1 for my clit. What do you recommend? I have a toy box full of toys and none totally satisfy me. I know after reading the reviews , I want better because I haven’t had what is said for a total climax. Please advise me??
    I am ready to leave the junk behind for your products. I am suffering with my husband who is almost 77 years old but wants me to be satisfied and has tried to help me medication stimulation toys. I am 72 and still have a huge appetite. Never say no!!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.