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How to Have a Sexy New Year’s Eve that Doesn’t Suck

Whether you’re totally up for it or just plain exhausted from the holiday runaround, you’re going to ring in the New Year whether it’s on your couch or on a dance floor.

Anyone who’s been around the block knows what a letdown the evening can be, what with all the high expectations for a big year-end blowout or anticipating some romance to start the year on a high, so we of course will put a sexy spin on how to enjoy your December 31st, but we’re trying to include everyone.

Sexy New Year’s Eve Ideas for the Exhausted

Order a pizza, queue up some binge-worthy shows and get to bed early. Welcome the New Year with some morning sex.

If I didn’t have you at ‘Order a pizza’, then spice things up with a sensual massage. Light a candle and warm up some oils with which to pamper your partner – even easier when you’re using a massage oil candle made just for that purpose!

Perhaps pizza isn’t your thing, and you’d like to get a little more adventurous in a culinary way – then why not try cooking side by side with your partner as you both attempt to make a whole new dish you’ve both never prepared before. Even if the recipe doesn’t work out, you can always make some delicious edible erotica of your own, and order that pizza anyways!

(Editor’s Note: the first half of this article was written before the author went for lunch. The following paragraphs contain no more focus on pizza. Thanks for your patience)

Sexy New Year’s Eve Ideas for the Up For It

It almost goes without saying that on New Year’s Eve, it’s safety first: designated drivers, Lyft at the ready, all that stuff.

Also if you’re living in more frigid climes but still looking to be out with your S.O. for NYE, you’ve got frostbite to contend with – waiting forever for a taxi at 3:00 am to whisk you and your cuddle buddy back home in sub-zero temps can truly put a damper on any sexiness to follow.

Where possible, consider booking a hotel within walking distance of your New Year’s Eve party venues or better yet, plan a staycation. Pack a selection of sensual goodies for a one or two-night getaway that won’t even require you to leave town, and don’t get out of bed until all the fireworks stop.

If a nightclub or a party venue is more your speed, let’s set the scene; you’re on the dance floor while your partner heads to the bar to get more drinks. As you and your friends are moving to the music, you notice a pleasurable flutter or two emanating from inside of you. As this pleasure builds to its full intensity, you glance across the venue to see your partner looking at you with a knowing smile as they manipulate a small remote control that activated these delicious sensations.

Intrigued? You should be. With something as discreet as a wearable, remote-controlled vibrator, you and your partner can share pleasure anywhere and anytime. It’s extra naughty, sure, but when you’re able to begin foreplay even before saying ‘check please’, the experience you’ll share by the time you reach the bedroom will be intense, to say the least,

So readers, what have we missed in our run down of sexy New Year’s Eve ideas? Sound off in the comments and let us all know how you and you S.O. will be celebrating when the ball drops to ring in a sexy 2018!

About Donna Turner

Donna is a Volonté contributor and freelance writer who lives in San Francisco with her husband and two sons. Her work has appeared in Psychology Today, Go! Magazine (Australia) and is regularly featured in the San Francisco Herald.

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