How to Have a Sexy New Year’s Eve that Doesn’t Suck

Whether you’ve planned your NYE a month in advance or just exhausted from the anticipation of the holidays, you’re going to ring in the New Year, whether it be with a quick “woo” from your bed or a drunken makeout on the dancefloor of a club. 

Anyone who’s been around the block knows what a let-down the evening can be, with all the high expectations for a big year-end blowout or anticipating some romance to start the year on a high. Of course, we will put a sexy spin on how to enjoy your December 31st, but we’re trying to include everyone.

Sexy New Year’s Eve

A Night In

My, Myself, and Maybe a Vibrator

We understand that some people will prefer to spend NYE in the comfort of their homes after a week of binge-socializing with relatives who are asking overly-personal questions. Whether it’s just you, you and your partner(s), or a group of your closest friends, being at home won’t limit the fun. Bust out your favorite sex toys, tie your partner up, or throw a lingerie party with your favorite couple friends. Maybe onesies are your thing. Whatever it is, get comfy.

Game Night

Designed for those who are uber competitive and love a challenge, game night is something that makes us nostalgic– but with an NYE adult twist. It’s time to bust out the strip poker, naked Twister, and sex apps you’ve been wanting to try. Gamifying these kinky truth-or-dare type tasks can help overcome the awkwardness of trying something new. Who knows, maybe it can help you discover a new bedroom resolution this year.

Mixology Contest

Whether you believe in aphrodisiacs or not, alcohol is known to get people in the mood for some fun. Hosting a mixology contest is also a good opportunity to stir up some competition and build up the sexual tension between friends– especially if you’re trying to be a matchmaker for friends. Have you ever heard of a Slippery Nipple or Blowjob Shot? There are plenty of dirty drink recipes out there to try. Body shots are welcome too, of course.

End of the World

End of the world parties is basically an excuse to party like there’s no tomorrow. Picture the scene from “Project X.” Carpe diem, baby. Don’t forget to give your neighbors a heads up and encourage your guests to Uber.

A Night Out

The Illuminati Ball

A New Year’s event organized by Cynthia von Buhler, an artist who claims to be the illuminati “gatekeeper,” will be held for over 800 guests who want to bring the sexy back to NYC. My only question is, if this is sex-inspired– why isn’t it called the Illuminaughty Ball? This event will be focused around teasing, a chance for people to let their hair down and indulge in their intimacy. We’re talking scantily-dressed fire breathers, guests in masks, and eating dessert off human bodies. Finally, a place where we can have our dessert and eat it too. Von Buhler has hosted many successful “immersive experiences” and is confident the Illuminati Ball will be life-changing.

Pub Crawl

From the dinkiest dive bar to the most upscale lounge in town, bar crawls are possible wherever you are. This is how it works: you and your closest drinking buddies meet at your favorite bar, have one drink, take a group photo, and walk to the next bar to repeat the same thing. The rules are one drink per bar, and no-preplanning where you’re headed. Don’t forget to snap a pic at each stop so you can analyze that beautiful drunk glow the next day.

Explore a New City/Sexual Adventure

The most notable NYE celebrations include watching the ball drop in New York City, a sinfully indulgent music festival in San Juan, Puerto Rico, or an elegant feast in Stockholm, Sweden. Wherever it may be that’s on your bucket list, there’s bound to be a guaranteed good time to ring in the new year. Consider this an opportunity to cross a few things off your sexual bucket list as well, whether that be having fun with a wearable vibrator in public, watching a live sex show, or attempting to join the Mile High Club

From all of us at LELO, have a safe and fappy New Year!!!

Written by: Donna Turner

Donna is a Volonté contributor and freelancer who lives in San Francisco with her understanding husband and not-so-understanding teenage sons. Her work has been published in The Journal of Sexology and she is currently writing a book on love languages.

2 comments

  1. Sex is good for d body cours see people can’t hold them seif cours of sex but ones they have sex see ther body will be ok alright so as for me sex is good for the body have sex with 18 year and bove to 45 year old sex also make ther body look nice and beautiful and make ther hip look more actrative to men

  2. Games night is a great opportunity to open up opportunities. Take, for example, time with another couple with whom you would both like to get somewhat intimate. Maybe there has grown a little sexual tension between the four of you, waiting for release. Then let me recommend Monopoly. Yes, Monopoly!

    Keep it very simple. All properties are purchased with items of clothing stripped off you by one of the other players, of course. Pass GO! and you have to kiss one of the other randomly selected players for 15 seconds. Rent is paid by way of sexual forfeit set by the player who owns the property. That’s it. All the rules you need. Careful not to set-out individual’s boundaries in advance. Half the fun is discovering just how far you can all be encouraged to go!

    Forfeits should start softly. A moonlit streak around the garden. A lap dance… Moving on to the more intimate. A fondled cock. A suckled breast… Then, as players relax into it, challenge those boundaries. A little spanking. Drinking wine from pussy.

    The look of pleasure on my wife’s face as, obeying my forfeit for her when she landed on Park Lane no less, she laid back, spread herself out and allowed the other guy to fuck her for a full thirty seconds. The sheer pleasure when the other woman moved onto all fours demanding that, having landed on one of her properties, I pay by pleasuring her in that position for thirty seconds, heightened by the knowledge that my wife was watching as I fucked this other beautiful woman. Or the look of surprise on the other woman’s face when her husband instructed her to lick my wife’s pussy juice.. off of his cock! The only limit is your imagination.

    Have fun!

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