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Not so Silent Night: 10 of the Sexiest Christmas Songs

While we are the first ones to get tired of the same 40 or so Christmas songs that flood the radio waves in late November, we won’t deny wishing for some seasonally appropriate sexy music to set the mood during the holiday season. Below, we’ve listed 10 of the sexiest Christmas songs for everything from a holiday striptease to getting cozy while the kids are asleep.

Sexy Christmas Songs

1.Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) – Michael Bublé


Oh babe
You know I need you
Oh comin’ home
I gotta have you
You know I need you

We don’t usually think of many male singers who put on a ‘pouty’ spin on their singing voice, but Bublé manages it in this passionate missive, exclaiming how much he ‘wants you, needs you [and has] gotta have you’ this Christmas.

 

2.It Snowed- Meaghan Smith


It snowed, It snowed
It snowed last night
Everything is sparkling with diamond light
The road is bare
It’s four feet high
Honey let’s play hooky
Cause it snowed last night

This song is the perfect playful tune to recapture some of the wonder we still have after the first big snow of the year…combined with some more adult inclinations when we play hooky from work.

3.I’ve got My Love to Keep Me Warm – Kay Starr


Off with my overcoat off with my gloves
Who needs an overcoat I’m burning with love
My heart’s on fire and the flame grows higher
So I will weather the storm
What do I care how much it may storm
I’ve got my love to keep me warm

We’re partial to this more upbeat version (though many might prefer Ella Fitzgerald’s or Dean Martin’s) in which the singer joyously celebrates the heat of passion that warms up the coldest winter night.

4.Let It Snow – Boys II Men

Ohhhh, come over here and help me trim the tree
I wanna wrap you up
Baby, then you’ll see you’re the only present I need

If the intense 90s nostalgia that makes us love this sensual slow jam is wrong, then we don’t want to be right. It is the perfect tune to switch the mood from festive and cheerful to downright sexy as you snuggle together by the fire.

5.Santa Baby – Eartha Kitt


Think of all the fun I’ve missed,
Think of all the fellas that I haven’t kissed,
Next year I could be just as good,
If you’ll check off my Christmas list.

First released in 1953, this song has been covered by everyone from Mariah Carey to Taylor Swift to varying degrees of success but we have a soft spot in our heart for the original.

Eartha’s vocals are effortlessly sexy, strong, and definitely not cutesy or childish. It makes for an excellent striptease song that shows your partner you’re not too fussed on being good this year.

6.Santa Claus Is Back In Town – Elvis Presley


Oh, it’s Christmas time pretty baby
And the snow is falling on the ground
Well you be a real good little baby
Santa Claus is back in town

Hang up your pretty stockings
And turn off the light

Don’t mistake this song for the cute and kid-friendly Here Comes Santa Claus; this song is definitely for when you and Santa are the only ones still awake.

7.Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney – Ella Fitzgerald


There he was in middle of the chimney
Roly-poly, fat and round
There he was in middle of the chimney
Not quite up and not quite down

Santa please come back to my chimney
Back to my chimney, back

We don’t think it’s only  our ears that think these lyrics sound a little dirty, but even if it is, it’s still a playful song with the amazing vocals of Ella Fitzgerald, so you can’t really lose if you’re trying to flirt with your partner, and if they’re on the more well-equipped side of things, we’re sure they’ll appreciate the joke!

8. I Know What You Want For Christmas – Kay Martin & Her Bodyguards


I want to wrap it up for Christmas
But I can’t decide just how it’s done
It should be in a pretty package
And wrapping it is so much fun
It won’t be a surprise; it should be a delight

If it’s just our minds in the gutter for the previous song, that certainly isn’t the case for this little known holiday song. She may not know exactly how to wrap up the perfect present, but we’re sure it was a lot of fun trying. Of course, she’s not the only one to think about all the potential kinky uses for ribbon and gift wrapping either!

9.Back Door Santa – Clarence Carter


I ain’t like
Old Saint Nick
He don’t come
But once a year

I come runnin’
With my presents
Every time
You call me dear

Not back-door in the way you may be thinking, but saucy none the less. This naughty Santa makes sure to pay visits to all the good girls while the rest of the other guys are ‘out to play,’ hence why he needs to sneak in the back entrance.

10.I’ll Be Your Santa, Baby – Rufus Thomas


I’ll slide down your chimney
and bring you lots of joy
what I’ve got for you momma,
it aint just a toy

Not nearly enough people know this funky Christmas song, though it will sound familiar because it was sampled in Run-DMC’s Christmas in Hollis. We don’t know that you’ll have time to share that interesting fact about the song before getting down and dirty though; it was nearly impossible to find the sexiest lyrics in this dirty ditty.

About Katy Thorn

Katy Thorn is a post-grad writer with a passion for - and a history of - writing about sex, sexuality and all that it entails. She spends her time running, reading, writing and socialising. Katy has a cat named Feargal, she loves coffee and hates writing bios.

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