Top 10 Soccer Sex Positions

If your life is all soccer and no sex at the moment, don’t worry, because the two aren’t as different as you think. Below are 10 footballing sex positions. Collect them all this World Cup.

10. The Hard Tackle

The Hard TackleGo in hard and come out on top.


 9. The Three Points

The 3 PointsTwo’s company, but three’s allowed.


8. The Nutmeg

The NutmegSlip it between the legs and leave your opponent standing.


7. The Pitch Invasion

The Pitch InvasionGet around the back and swing it in.


6. The Throw In

The Throw InPerfect for those with good ball-handling skills.


5. The Scissor Kick

The ScissorKeep your eye on the ball and try not to veer off to the side.


4. The Hand Of God

The Hand Of GodStill brings a tear to every Englishman’s eye.


3. The Back Of The Net

The Back Of The NetSurely that’s offside?


2. The Assist

The DugoutIt’s all about teamwork.


1. The Goal Mouth

The Goal Mouth Excellent dribbling ability.