The 10 Weirdest Sex World Records – Part 2!

This is the sequel to a previous article about weird world records of sex — because of course there are more!

The world is absolutely chockablock with sex acts that, while valid, still go beyond the pale of what most of polite society will find themselves engaging in. This extends to cultural aspects, as there are bizarre sex practises to be found all over the world.

Weirdest Sex World Records Part 2

While we’ve got you here, we’ll also point out that while there are weird things people do when they’re horny, there are even weirder things that people will do to get horny — if you’re looking, there are some strange aphrodisiacs out there to get your motor runnin’. For all this strangeness, we’ve compiled our second list of the weird world records of sex. Definitely don’t try these at home!

Longer than a Limo: Furthest Ejaculation.

Mr. Horst Schultz is probably a wonderful man with a family. Maybe he gives to charity and is well-liked by his peers. We shall never know these things. The legacy of Mister Schultz, by way of a Google search, extends to his world-record ejaculation.

Horst’s world record for the furthest ejaculation is a whopping 6 meters (18ft, 9in.) — longer than a stretch limousine!

Honorable Mention also goes to Horst, as that far-reaching ejaculate is also the fastest. Horst’s emissions reached a top speed of 42.7 mph (68.7 km/h) which is, incidentally, faster than the acceleration of a stretch limo. Way to go, Horst!

Check this out: How Can Men Last Longer in Bed?

Most Orgasms in One Hour

How many orgasms have you had in an hour? Two at the very most? Well let me tell you; doctors from the Center for Marital and Sexual Studies in California have recorded the case of one woman who enjoyed — or endured, rather — 134 orgasms over the course of an hour. The record holder for males? Just 16.

Honorable Mention: the official longest orgasm was recorded in 1966, when a woman had a 45-second orgasm that involved 25 individual contractions.

Check this out: Want to Have Multiple Orgasms? Here’s an Expert’s Advice

Age Ain’t Nothin’ But a Number: Oldest Porno Actor

After retiring from his job as a travel agent at the age of 60, Shigeo Tokuda found something else to fill his suddenly empty schedule: pornography. Now in his 80s, he has starred in more than 350 adult films — and all without his wife of 45 years knowing about it!

Honorable Mention: Fujiko Ado, a frequent scene partner of Tokuda’s who is just few years younger than him.

Check this out: Senior Sex: Maintaining a Great Sex Life After 50 & 60 Years Old

Woman Who Birthed the Most Kids

You’d be forgiven for assuming that there was nothing much to do with your time in 18th Century Russia. If you were Mrs. Valentina Vassilyeva, you filled up your time by having as many kids as you can — 69, to be more precise.

That 69-baby total consisted of 16 pairs of twins, 7 sets of triplets and 4 sets of quadruplets, plus lots of individual babies too (single serve babies?).

Honorable Mention goes to the most prolific living mother, Leontina Albina from Chile, who has 64 children. She’s now in her sixties and lives in San Antonio.

Man Who Fathered the Most Children

69 kids is a lot of kids, to be sure. However Mrs. Vassilyeva’s pregnancy prowess pales in comparison to the multiplying might of Moulay Ismaïl Ibn Sharif, king of Morocco between 1672–1727. Over his lifespan, he fathered at least 1,014 children — probably many more however. How did he find the time to do royal stuff, like sitting in thrones and cutting ribbons?

Honorable Mention: according to modern DNA mapping, it appears that Ghengis Khan has upwards of 16 million living male descendants, meaning he must have fathered a similar number as Ismaïl.

Biggest Collection of Penises

No, we aren’t talking about the collection of penises in [INSERT LOCAL GOVERNMENT HEADQUARTERS]! We’re referring to the huge collection of dongs that are on display at the Icelandic Phallological Museum in Reykjavik, Iceland. Lining its shelves are 300 penises, including one that once belonged to a human. No, we don’t know where they got it from and we’re not asking.

Honorable Mention: in 1300BCE, Egyptian pharaoh Menephta ordered the penile amputations of a Libyan army the he’d just vanquished in battle. His men collected 13,000 penises that day.

First Couple to be Shown in Bed Together on TV

The first couple to ever be shown together in bed on American television was Fred and Wilma Flintstone of The Flintstones in 1960. We don’t know if they had a gay old time, but you can be sure that they made the bed rock (I am so, so sorry).

Honorable Mention: Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Nyota Uhura (played by William Shatner and Nichelle Nichols, respectively) locked lips in the first ever interracial kiss broadcast on American TV in a 1968 episode of Star Trek titled ‘Plato’s Stepchildren’.

The First Man to Give Birth

Born Tracy LaGondino, Thomas Beatie gave birth to his first child in 2007 after having undergone gender-realignment treatments and surgery back in 2002. His wife was infertile, so he decided to keep his female reproductive organs and went through an artificial insemination in order to get pregnant. He has since given birth to 3 kids — the first legally registered male to give birth.

Honorable Mention: The longest gap between a first twin and second twin being born is 87 days.

Largest Penis

Nature’s largest penis belongs to the blue whale, with about eight feet in average length and one foot of girthy circumference. If we’re talking about penis size relative to body size, the Argentine Blue-Bill Duck has the largest penis at 14 inches (35.56 cm). It’s worth noting that the Blue-Bill is a normal-sized duck, and you’re welcome for the hilarious mental image.

Honorable Mention: when it comes to primates, who has the biggest penis (and two opposable thumbs)? THIS GUY! Humans have the largest penises, relatively and actually, compared to all primates. Take that, monkeys!

Check this out: Can You Make Your Penis Bigger?

Okay, we had to throw in a few more because they were that jaw-dropping.

Loudest Love Makers

Ever gotten a noise complaint from the neighbors? Now imagine getting 311 of them for having loud sex. A couple in NYC garnered such a feat for their late-night antics, where the sounds could be heard from all six floors of the apartment building. To add to the spontaneity, the couple met in the apartment building, she as a resident and he as a handyman. They have been getting it on for over 5 years. 

Check this out: The Science of Sex Sounds

Anyone else wondering what positions they’re doing? 

The World’s Oldest Virgin

Did you know that Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin at age 84? Still not anywhere near the oldest virgin. Not even Mother Teresa, who died a virgin at 87. The reigning champion for the World’s Oldest Virgin belongs to Clara Meadmore, who died in 2011 at age 108. She was a secretary in her homeland of the UK, and regardless of your sexual secretary fantasies, Clara decided at age 12 that she never wanted to get married or have sex.

Queen of Queefs Competition

Ninety-three queefs in one minute. Don’t believe us? It’s no shocker that this was recorded on the Howard Stern show. The Queef Queen’s name is Abby, who impressively flatulates an average of three queefs per second. We have just as many questions as you do about this one, but one thing’s for sure, next time you accidentally queef, you won’t feel as embarrassed. You could even bring up this fun fact. 

Longest Masturbation Session

What constitutes a masturbation session exactly? Staying hard without cumming. I guess dudes have the upper hand in this category with their physical variables, which is why a man by the name of Drake Hardy was able to beat it for more than 10 hours straight. Being a science major, he understood the physical changes occurring and paired this knowledge with tantric principles. Male masturbation is commonly viewed as a rushed and time-pressured event, but Hardy believes it’s his “me time.” He says he’ll continue prolonging his pleasure until it starts hurting him.

Check this out: The Average Length of Sex

Which record are you looking to break?

Written by: Donna Turner

Donna is a Volonté contributor and freelancer who lives in San Francisco with her understanding husband and not-so-understanding teenage sons. Her work has been published in The Journal of Sexology and she is currently writing a book on love languages.


  1. waw its power of humen beeing

  2. If 134 orgasms in an hour for a woman is a record then I just doubled that in 2 hours with my fiance she counted lol it was 324 times awesome sauce

  3. I’m a man and I’ve had more than 40 orgasms in an hour

  4. Yeah, not sure how accurate this is. I’m about 4 weeks post hysterectomy with ovary removal and I just had 87 in about 50 minutes, without penetration bc I haven’t been cleared for that yet.

  5. To the three anonymous people who as a group totaled 451 orgasms in three hours and fifty minutes with superman handling 40,either you have no idea what an orgasm is or (as I expect) are having a little fun.

    I’m in the porn industry… trust me, the human body is limited.

    • U r in the porn industry? I means imho, u have no idea what sex is. Everything u know is pornography, roughly the opposite of good sex.

  6. Lol… #9’s honourable mention rounds up to 69 kilometres an hour!

  7. Me and my gf could beat that record easy 4 hr session and she was swear to god well over 600 done and she can’t stop her legs shaking lmao it’s amazing I was timing for a bit right at 24 sec in between 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

    • Who’s going to tell him ?

    • Okay guy 😂

    • My ex-wife had little experience and never an orgasum before we started dating. After 10 years of pretty great sex she could cum in about a minute the first time and between 18 to 25 seconds till the next for as long as she wanted but we usually went for one hour and a long night for three. Her vagina and asshole both contracted like they were sucking what ever was inside either place. She didnt know that it wasnt common for women to cum so good so many times. Still wasnt enough to stay married to the evil bitch.

  8. No one has mentioned the rolling plteaus wheer counts loee mening.

  9. Nutted 6 times in five minutes then stopped because my gf called

  10. Well my wife couldn’t cum at all so she’d end up leaving me. f****** b****

  11. Well sorry whoever you are in the porn industry but those of us who are extremely orgasmic, know it all too well to be true. I have actually had to look up how to not orgasm so much because of one guy I was with. Oh well ,….sorry to that other guy who couldn’t get his wife off l bet she was pissed off too. But for those enquiring minds who want to know….I suggest a Cum Off! Hope I didn’t come off the wrong way but a competition would be pretty cool.

  12. My boyfriend has an erect penis that is 11 inches long. He is able to bury all of it while having deep anal sex with me.

  13. My husband actually contacted a scientist as I have been multi orgasmic for about 10 years or more. It truly isn’t an exaggeration – (I wouldn’t have believed myself if I didn’t experience it so often) – to say that in an hour I will easily have 150 – 300 orgasms! I would very much like to be tested to find the exact amount as I am CERTAIN I’d double the world record! It’s a lovely gift but honestly exhausting afterwards! But that isn’t a complaint by any means!! I am willing to be studied if any scientist is interested!

  14. Wow. Most of these comments are showing off and not actually talking about the article. Also, I believe in human limits. I’ve tried and could only orgasm around 5-12 times in one hour

  15. Regarding Mrs. Valentina Vassilyeva, 16 pairs of twins plus 7 sets of triplets plus 4 sets of quadruplets already total 69 children, so to say that she gave birth to any additional individual children would exceed the supposed total of 69.

  16. I read this with a friend!!
    Very good info and quite a lot of cocks.
    I can cum 2 – 3 times per 10 min, if someones curious 🙂

  17. This is some mad records

  18. I feel like it really depends on the person who is willing to go to the book of world records for a sexual feat, also Everyone is different, there was literally a girl who had a pituitary disorder that made her constantly orgasm. But instead of going to Ginuess, she went to a doctor to find help. LIKE A NORMAL PERSON🤣🤣🤣

  19. i am a shemale and i ejaculate 245 times in a day on to my sex slaves

  20. I did it 460 times with a carrot

  21. I can stretch my balls over a baseball true story

  22. I masturbated and cum in 4.32 seconds.. is that good?

  23. Ive already beaten 1. I once was a to ejaculate 23 times in an hour(male)

  24. Awesome………………..

  25. Id love to set the record for longest time receiving a blowjob from a woman. Ladies hit me up and lets make history😏

  26. Most of the comments are from lockdown period lol.

  27. i just cummed in 3 seconds with one fat stroke whilst watching a wall move

  28. I wonder how many kids came here to be rebelious.

  29. My girlfriend got me off but it went mostly on my arm any suggestions for better aim ?

  30. Bruh what’s with all these people saying they cum like 40 x an hour, I cum once and then sleep for like 10 hours.


  32. Hi Donna and all of you great commenters! I’m a straight, single male and the article and comments have made me as horny as a rabbit!
    I’ve got a GREAT QUESTION:
    What’s the World Record for the largest quantity cumshot load? I’ve seen hilarious videos of guys SHOCKING gals by covering them head to toe with ropes of semen!

  33. I doubt it googolplex to the googol power

    googolplex, ten to the googol power, or (10)^(10^100)



  34. God has left the chat

  35. God has re-entered the building! Let there be orgasms!!

  36. I barely got though the loudest love makers section. I had to re read the first sentence 6 times before I stoped imaging two people literally screaming like crazy people while having sex.

  37. duck… all I have to say

  38. if I blow one nut in her I’m happy, who cares if she cums

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