Volonté A Pleasure Project by LELO
Welcome to our hotly anticipated follow up to our original World’s Weirdest Sex Records Part 1!
The world is full of weird and confusing sex facts. There are strange aphrodisiacs and bizarre sex practices in every culture. But, for each and every one, there can be only one world record. We’ve listed 10 of them below. Don’t try these at home.
10.
Most Orgasms in an Hour
What are the most orgasms you’ve ever had in the span of an hour? Five? Maybe ten? Well, doctors from the Center for Marital and Sexual Studies in California recorded one woman who enjoyed (or endured) 134 orgasms over the course of an hour. And the same record for men? 16.
Honorable Mention: the official longest orgasm was recorded in 1966, when a woman had a 45 second orgasm that involved 25 individual contractions.
9.
The Furthest Ejaculation
To even out the orgasmic achievements for men, we’re very pleased to introduce you to Mr. Horst Schultz.
While he’s doubtless a wonderful man who has a family, gives to charity and is generally well-liked by his peers, a quick Google of his name will reveal that he’s only ever going to be famous for one thing: holding the record for the furthest ejaculation. The record? 6 meters, or 18 feet and 9 inches, which – and this is Fun Fact #1 – is longer than a stretch limousine.
Honorable Mention: Horst also holds the record for the greatest speed of ejaculation, at 42.7mph. Fun Fact #2: Horst’s ejaculate has faster acceleration than a stretch limousine. Go Horst!
8.
Oldest Adult Actor
At age 60, Shigeo Tokuda retired from his job as a travel agent in Japan and, with nothing left to fill his days, took the only reasonable step available to a senior citizen: pornography. Now aged 80, he’s starred in more than 350 adult movies – all, bizarrely, without the knowledge of his wife of 45 years.
Honorable Mention: Tokuda works with women of all ages, but most prolifically with one Fujiko Ito, aged 75.
7.
Woman With Most Children
There wasn’t much to do in 18th Century Russia. Overthrow a monarchy here, expand an empire there. One thing that passed the time for Mrs. Valentina Vassilyeva however, was giving birth — because everyone needs a hobby, right?
In the course of her life, Valentina gave birth to a whopping 69 babies; 16 pairs of twins, 7 sets of triplets and 4 sets of quadruplets, plus lots of individual babies too. That’s a LOT of Christenings, among other things.
Honorable Mention: the most prolific living mother is Chilean woman Leontina Albina, with 64 children. She’s now in her sixties and lives in San Antonio.
6.
Biggest Collection of Penises
The dubious honor of Biggest Collection of Penises belongs to the Icelandic Phallological Museum in Reykjavik, Iceland. On its auspicious shelves, you can browse 300 penises, including one human one. No, we don’t know how they got it, and no, we’re not going to ask.
Honorable Mention: in 1300BCE, the Egyptian pharaoh Menephta ordered the amputation of all the penises of the Libyans he had just vanquished in battle. He collected 13,000.
5.
Fathered the Most Children
So you were impressed with number 7, huh? 69 children is certainly a lot. But even that pales in comparison to the leavings of Moulay Ismaïl Ibn Sharif, king of Morocco between 1672–1727. During his life he fathered at least 1,014 children, and probably more. How did he find the time to do all the royal stuff, like wearing crowns and opening shops?
Honorable Mention: according to modern DNA mapping, it appears that Ghengis Khan has upwards of 16 million living male descendants, meaning he must have fathered a similar number as Ismaïl.
4.
Most Bras Removed in One Minute
Never trust a magician. Especially not one Chris Nicholson, who holds the record for most bra removals in one minute using only one hand, with a total of 20. Afterwards, he said “I could have done more, but it was my first time and I was really nervous”. Not really.
Honorable Mention: the largest bra size on record is 102 ZZZ. Is it just us, or does that size make it seem like they’re sleeping?
3.
The First Man to Give Birth
Thomas Beatie, born Tracy LaGondino, gave birth to his first child in 2007, after having undergone gender-realignment treatments and surgery in 2002. His wife was infertile and as such, he decided to keep his female reproductive organs, and became pregnant through artificial insemination. He has now given birth to three children, and is the first person ever legally registered male to give birth.
Honorable Mention: the longest gap between the first of a pair of twins being born and the second is 87 days.
2.
Largest Penis
The largest penis in nature belongs to the blue whale, at about 8 feet in length and one foot in circumference. Relative to body size, the Argentine Blue-Bill Duck has the largest penis, at 14 inches. (Pretty big, considering it’s a duck of normal duck proportions.)
Honorable Mention: humans have the largest penis, both relatively and actually, of all the primates. Take that, you damned, dirty apes.
1.
First Couple Shown in Bed on TV
Drumroll please…
The first couple ever to be shown on TV in bed together was Fred and Wilma Flintstone, way back in 1960. They definitely made the bed rock (sorry)!
Now read World’s Weirdest Sex Records: PART 1 for more craziness!
waw its power of humen beeing
If 134 orgasms in an hour for a woman is a record then I just doubled that in 2 hours with my fiance she counted lol it was 324 times awesome sauce
I’m a man and I’ve had more than 40 orgasms in an hour
A man that gave birth to a child wasn’t a man, it was woman, dumb asses or didn’t they teach you biology at school?